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My name is Declan
Author of a novel you've never heard of. Irish. Wearer of dastardly goatee. For my business analysis persona, follow .
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My name is Declan 7h
Mr. Cuddles (he’s the cat) and me.
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Replying to @kashthefuturist
It would not get into corners.
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Robbie Stakelum🏘 17h
A story told in 4 parts. All headlines from the last week.
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Mike Carlton Jun 15
Q: Who would very much like a US-Iran war ? A: Saudi Arabia and Israel. A: Who could be devious enough to provoke Trump to a war by attacking two oil tankers in the Gulf of Oman ? Asking for a friend...
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Rob Cross 🇮🇪 🇪🇺 11h
Cork has 402 adults whilst there's enough residential land available to potentially build 25,995 dwellings plus on Cork Vacant Site Register, 18 sites with a valuation of €21m and three belong to City Council at €8.35m. Yet we wonder why there's a
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My name is Declan 9h
Sometimes I hate my gender.
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Hugo Dawson 🇪🇺 #BrexitInquiry #PeoplesVote 16h
Replying to @NickyMorgan01
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Darwin Award 🔞 15h
Having a nap on Father’s Day.
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Replying to @captain_parsnip
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Replying to @EmmaJaneDempsey
I cannot begin to imagine how horrific that is, Emma. 🌼
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In the Madrid you can charge your phone while you wait for the Metro but as they arrive every few minutes, I’m not sure how much charge you’ll get.
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T'Other Simon 21h
Just had Little Richard round to trim the garden. He lopped all the rhubarb, he lopped bamboo.
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Dumbarton One Jun 15
That time Gemma struggled to find any racists in Wicklow Town. Gemma: IT'S A DIRECT PROVISION CENTRE NOW. ARE YOU FROM THE TOWN? Wicklow man: Ah yeah. Gemma: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT IT? Wicklow man: Not bothered. Gemma: ...... BEAUTIFUL FULL MOON. 🤣
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Emer O'Toole Jun 15
I am aaaangry. My frenchman asked me to pick him up some beer on the way home from a party. I popped into the kiosk at our metro station, grabbed a six pack, and at the counter the dude says "Ma'am, can I ask you something?" I say sure.
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The Ice Age Jun 14
Temperatures leap 40 degrees F above normal as the Arctic Ocean and Greenland ice sheet see record June melting
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Christian Christensen Jun 15
It’s got absolutely nothing to do with crime in London. Trump couldn’t care less who is murdered there. He’s attacking a Muslim in public because his base followers hate all Muslims. End of story.
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My name is Declan 24h
Replying to @Karen_Williams6
Satirical comedy has a context that signals the comedian is not being literal, e.g., a satirical show or magazine. However, Twitter is not a satirical site, so people will think your tweets are serious (as I did) if you make them too close to the message your are satirising.
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Daniel Schneider Jun 15
Imagine being chained 22 hrs/day by a 3 ft chain. Walking in endless repetitive tiny circles. Over and over again. That's the life for this at . RT then sign the petition to have her moved to a protected reserve.
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My name is Declan Jun 15
Santa Claus dead. The Krampus hired the Tooth Fairy to kill him so the Krampus could become the King of Christmas. Then the Krampus had the Tooth Fairy eliminated by El Hombre del Saco. Plot twist: the Krampus *is* El Hombre del Saco. Double plot twist: *I* am the Krampus.
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My name is Declan Jun 15
Replying to @MrOzAtheist
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