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Dave Vescio
BREAKING NEWS: Say goodbye to comfort breaks! New downward-tilting toilets are designed to become unbearable to sit on after five minutes. They say the main benefit is to employees in improved employee productivity.
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(((Spooky Werewolf Bar Kochba))) Dec 17
It’s not inadvertent if they’re doing it with foreknowledge.
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🌹⚔️Lobbyist4thePoor⚔️🌹 Dec 17
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trickyfinn Dec 17
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This is right out of Better Off Ted where they make itchy chairs to keep employees squirming and "productive".
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Flaky Skin Man Dec 17
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Thanks capitalism
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ShawnoftheDeadx6 Dec 17
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Productivity has never been higher in the modern workforce. Compensation other than the top has never been lower. Let’s start timing people shutting!!!!
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Hilary Agro 🎃 Dec 17
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Please say sike
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