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Dave Vescio
BREAKING NEWS: Say goodbye to comfort breaks! New downward-tilting toilets are designed to become unbearable to sit on after five minutes. They say the main benefit is to employees in improved employee productivity.
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New Orleanian 4 Bernie ⛵🍹 Dec 17
Replying to @DaveVescio
In unrelated news, introducing my 13 degree toilet seat attachment
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thisannoyedme Dec 17
shitwedge™
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chirping bird Dec 17
Replying to @DaveVescio
if you pack enough toilet paper on top of the seat you can fix the angle, plus then your company has to pay more for toilet paper. win/win
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Nutritional Yeet Dec 17
Replying to @ChrpngBrd @DaveVescio
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Þora Ðe Narwhal Dec 17
Replying to @DaveVescio
Surely the raise in productivity will correspond with a raise in wages right? Ahahaha just kidding you just hate working people.
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Phil Osopha - What’s my country done?! Dec 17
Its weird because they hate working people but need us to find their luxury lifestyles...so they put up with us just enough that we are functioning but they don’t have to look at us.
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🌺#FreeAssange Dec 17
Replying to @DaveVescio
Gross, they should’ve invested in bidets
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DJ WEED PIZZA Dec 17
We should invest in guillotines
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Rev. Poppy Haze Dec 17
Replying to @DaveVescio
this is violence against the disabled and anyone with IBS
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