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David Prague
I'm an up and coming comic just here to share some laughs with you all in 140 characters or less. C'mon one liners
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David Prague 26 Jun 17
Replying to @JonSchnepp
Will a separate Sony spiderverse hurt spiderman's solo films by taking away his bigger name villains like Venom or Kraven
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David Prague 12 Jun 17
If I could count on one hand the amount of tries to took to master a butterfly knife. I'd have learned it a lot sooner.
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The Life Radio Show 28 Apr 17
Check out The Life #28 - Gremlins Eat Whenever They Want with and
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David Prague 8 Apr 17
someday I'll tell my kids I helped probably not proudly but I'll tell them
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Jason Marshall 8 Nov 16
Check out the latest episode w/comedian Mike Morris & segments by & .
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David Prague 15 Nov 15
given that tea is just leaves in water i've been trying more locally grown tea. I would not recommend maple tea
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David Prague 27 Jan 15
Comic friend of mine was punched at a show last week for enforcing the venues rules and he wanted me to spread this
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David Prague 23 Oct 14
some days you're gripped with the urge to make a playlist of songs about falling out of love and you wonder should you tell your spouse.
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David Prague 9 Oct 14
I don't post pictures here cause I follow the rules a tweet is 140 characters but a pictures worth 1000 words
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David Prague 11 Sep 14
There's a world record for longest prayer. when someone sets the record do they thank God or is that redundant
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David Prague 26 Aug 14
The password for the starbucks PSL is not. "I'm not asking for a nuclear launch it's coffee so pretend I had the password and get me one"
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David Prague 23 Aug 14
Just when I start to question my geek cred I'm upset that going to a sporting event means i'll miss the season premiere of Doctor Who
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David Prague 22 Jul 14
if Batman has no powers how did 5 robins go from preteen to adult and he's still in his 30s so we're not going acknowledge he's immortal
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David Prague 1 Jun 14
If you rent out a building for an orgy do you put a sign at the doors that says closed for privates party
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David Prague 21 Dec 13
I feelthe only christmas song can be played before thanksgiving is it's beginning to look a lot like christmas cause that's just a fact now
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David Prague 31 Oct 13
I think this year for Halloween I'm gonna be 5 ft 11 inches and every day after that too cause I don't foresee a growth spurt at my age
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David Prague 30 Oct 13
I don't have a fear of flying just an understanding that I am not a bird
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David Prague 3 Oct 13
sometimes I listen to the radio but I still wouldn't suggest getting advice from the appliances
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David Prague 1 Oct 13
now that the government shut down its anarchy right. I hope so or I have a lot of explaining to do
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David Prague 20 Aug 13
Vote for Laughs in Middle America. If you were in a contest they'd vote for you. and tell your friends
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