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Dave Gorman
tour continues in Jan/Feb I once made 36 solo, hour-long stand-up shows. Avail here: I never RT a request to RT
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Dave Gorman 19h
You can stay at my old place if you like. I doubt they’ve had the locks changed
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Dave Gorman Dec 15
If you like comedy with graphs this parody of Dominic Raab might be for you. Wages recovering from 2014-2016 & then flatlining is “good news!” Ho ho. What do you mean, it’s not a parody?
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Dave Gorman Dec 14
Worth looking up the thread this is a part of...
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Dave Gorman Dec 12
Replying to @KeithFarnish @GMB
Having mentioned him about 8 times in 36 shows, I reckon I'll be okay.
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Dave Gorman Dec 12
Replying to @GrandadJag
... which is, confusingly, in Coventry and not in Warwick.
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Dave Gorman Dec 12
I think I was covered in the last category.
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Dave Gorman Dec 12
Replying to @GrandadJag
PS: it's in Coventry.
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Dave Gorman Dec 12
Replying to @GrandadJag
See you there!
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Dave Gorman Dec 10
Replying to @biggerdeffer
As bad as it ever was! I'm back at the Colosseum in Feb next year...
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Dave Gorman Dec 7
Replying to @TWGerken
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Dave Gorman Dec 7
Replying to @robdelaney @OFB2020
Wow. This escalated quickly. Or are we talking about a different Bernie?
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Dave Gorman Dec 7
Replying to @rickygervais @Baddiel
Of course it wouldn’t be a real cock. It’d be a fake one grasped by a fake hand. Leaving his real hand free. To masturbate. Oh. Hang on.
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Dave Gorman Dec 7
Replying to @rickygervais @Baddiel
The truth - of course - is that there’s much, much more to Bernie Clifton than the ostrich. A brilliant, pure clown.
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Dave Gorman Dec 7
Replying to @Baddiel @rickygervais
Looking forward to your new, Bernie Clifton inspired costume
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Dave Gorman Dec 6
You mean the writers of Dallas were just plagiarising the true story of Ernest Hemingway’s romance with Martha Gellhorn?
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Dave Gorman Dec 6
Replying to @Chris180Mason
50g is right...
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Dave Gorman Dec 6
Replying to @PeteBlow @ChardHitchin
Well the 5 is needed when you miss double top inside... and then 10s too.
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Dave Gorman Dec 5
Replying to @Type1Travels
Sanity at last!
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Dave Gorman Dec 5
Replying to @Roxy_Hart
The success of Mark Webster, Richie Burnett, Gerwyn Price, Alan Evans & Leighton Rees and the character Dafydd from the 10th episode of Series 3 of Minder would suggest not.
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Dave Gorman Dec 5
Replying to @Jaloopa23
It's not.
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