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DumbleDave
Dude who likes technology, gardening, motorcycles, and chickens...
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Kelli Kubicek 6h
Alex Trebek getting choked up at a heartfelt final jeopardy answer. The instant welling up of tears and emotion no viewer expected to have tonight. 🥺 what a moment.
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Ant Timpson 5h
My favourite short film. Less than 25s.
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eggnog 🥛 Nov 10
If i bite into some pizza and some mf BAKED BEANS come out, everybody getting they ass beat
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Jean🌏 20h
Today is the first day in history where mainland Australia DIDN'T RAIN. I repeat, THERE WAS NOT A DROP OF RAIN ACROSS MAINLAND AUSTRALIA TODAY. Alarm bells should be ringing everywhere, this is a
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The Onion Nov 10
Dallas Cowboys Halftime Show Features Execution Of Texas Prisoner
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Jennifer Taub Nov 10
And, the reason why lawyers have wanted to remove this president from office since the moment he took the oath, is that he has been violating the Constitution since then. Perhaps after you “brush up your Shakespeare”, you might read the emoluments clauses. 3/3
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Walter Shaub Nov 10
-- why haven't you suspended this user for trying to put a family in harm's way?
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Clara Goodwin Nov 10
Chad Morris stats at Arkansas: -4-18 overall record, 0-14 SEC -33 scholarship transfers -outscored 779-483 -allowed avg of 35 points per game -lost by an avg of 21 points per game
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Kyle Deckelbaum Nov 10
Arkansas has fired Chad Morris. Although there has been no official release, KATV was informed Sunday morning that there would not be a Chad Morris coach's show, which regularly airs Sunday nights at 10:35 on Channel 7.
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Jesse Case Nov 9
Wanna feel old? Look in a mirror. You aging piece of shit.
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Three Year Letterman Nov 9
Here are my terms, 1. $50/hr plus bennies, a cell phone, and a gas card (no usage audits) 2. I can hire coaches with felony records and/or no college (or HS) degree 3. Unlimited gift card to Beef O’Brady’s 4. Raze the library 5. End academic eligibility requirements
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Durk Nov 9
Ty storey will end the game with more SEC wins than Chad Morris 😞
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Pé Resists Nov 9
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
"Nationalism" was never out of the mainstream, dip-shit. Anyways, everybody knows this is a conservative euphamism for "white supremacy".
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David Rothkopf Nov 9
81 years ago tonight, my grandfather was arrested by the Nazis for the crime of being a Jew. My Dad, 12 yrs old, spent the next couple days searching all over Vienna for him.When he was released, they found a way to come to the U.S. Three dozen other relatives were not so lucky.
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Alex Cole Nov 8
So let's get this straight. Republicans are arguing that all people willing to testify under oath are lying, and all people unwilling to testify under oath are telling the truth. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how FUCKING STUPID Republicans are.
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Scott Van Pelt Nov 7
Replying to @Buck @FOXSports
At least you didn’t dress up like a pit boss.
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Fred Scharmen Nov 6
Groundbreaking stuff here. A company that’s 11 years old will finally check to see if its products really exist, and if they don’t, you will not be required to pay for them. Love the new economy.
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David Wallace-Wells Nov 7
16°C to 28°C warmer than normal is...not normal.
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Laura Dorwart, Ph.D. Nov 7
Meme I saw yesterday about wives of spinal cord injury survivors: “we are their strength. We are the forgotten, the sacrificial angels, the lonely, the forever tired.” Me, drinking Prosecco in bed and googling “sex slings wheelchair accessible”: “uh. Am I doing this wrong?”
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The Hoarse Whisperer Nov 7
I don’t think it’s fair that yoga people have cornered the outdoor selfie market. It’s time for goodhearted, yet wholly inflexible people to take back our beaches, parks and bridges with sedentary selfies of our own.
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