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David Chappelle
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David Chappelle 25 Mar 12
This account has been hacked. I'm deeming it officially bogus. Sincerely, Chappelle, David K
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David Chappelle 22 Mar 12
Why'd twitter change my picture to an egg?
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David Chappelle 21 Mar 12
I can't think of anything provocative to tweet, and yet, I must continue... Must...keep....tweeting.
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David Chappelle 21 Mar 12
Does anybody read this? Let's get to 100 followers. Shout out to the magnificent 11.
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David Chappelle 21 Mar 12
I'm off to the gym. Replacing good character with good looks is a cornerstone of my comeback stratagem. (sarcasm)
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David Chappelle 21 Mar 12
Like I have anticipated- my following has more than doubled to eleven people. The power of visualization....
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David Chappelle 20 Mar 12
I am up to 4 followers! It's been a great ride!
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David Chappelle 20 Mar 12
As promised- here's a staged candid shot of me having deep thoughts whilst on my motorcycle.
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David Chappelle 20 Mar 12
Going to top 80 degrees here in OH today. I'll be on my motorcycle. Man, am I edgy! I'll post a picture of how dope I am.
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David Chappelle 20 Mar 12
I would have put David Chappelle as my name, but it was taken. F'n impostors. This is my second tweet ever. Can I follow myself?
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David Chappelle 20 Mar 12
Chinese Riddle: If a man does not tweet does he exist?
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