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not Dany Heatley
yeah, whatever im a fuckin allstar...scored 50 goals in 2007, idiot. parody. Business: support.com Clothing:
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not Dany Heatley 7h
Yeah, pulling for the isles here so we can see fat drunk dads in the nose bleed seats get into fights at the NYR/NYI series...
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Ray Kaunisto Apr 26
it costs more to print our checks than they are worth
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not Dany Heatley Apr 26
Yeah, I mean I would go tuck away 50 goals in the German league or echl but I'm not trying to make the salary of a middle school lunch lady
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not Dany Heatley Apr 26
Yeah, anyone have spots open on a sick beer league team next fall? Kinda screwed, I could go to the KHL but they wanna pay me in coke
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not Dany Heatley Apr 26
yeah, no competition
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alyssa nelson Apr 26
Hahahahahaha holy fuck is the best account on twitter
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not Dany Heatley Apr 26
Yeah, Pageau is 22 Ceci is 21 Lazar is 20 Zibanejad is 22 Stone is 22 Cowen is 24 Heatley is like 34 and might come back Bright future..
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not Dany Heatley Apr 26
Yeah, you're lucky I dipped outta Ottawa. Would have lit up MTL with the big heat clap bomb.
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Saul Apr 26
This is why we need back in Ottawa 'safuckingallstar
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not Dany Heatley Apr 26
Yeah, tonight sucks for the sens, crazy run to make playoffs, but you know what else was way worse for Ottawa?
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not Dany Heatley Apr 26
Yeah, *Eugene Melnyk buries his face in his hands and sighs* *looks up at the rafters* He murmurs, "we need the allstar right now"
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not Dany Heatley Apr 26
Yeah, uh a little quick on the whistle buddy
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not Dany Heatley Apr 26
Yeah, your front office probably looks like this guy
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not Dany Heatley Apr 26
Yeah, Xcel is going wild! See what I did there? I'll stop tweeting now
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not Dany Heatley Apr 26
Yeah, Blues fans right now and for the past like 8 years
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not Dany Heatley Apr 26
Yeah, Mike Milbury looks like the guy the steps on the scale every day and says "ah shit" but then goes and gets a mcmuffin anyways
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not Dany Heatley Apr 26
Yeah, somebody go get Ken Hitchcock a McChicken to calm him down before he passes out this team is about to blow it
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Zach Mohrfeld Apr 25
Can we get a retweet for the post prom pic with the boys
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not Dany Heatley Apr 25
Yeah, Calgary grabbing life by the dick and saying fuck this we actually are a deep playoff team now. Good for them
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not Dany Heatley Apr 25
Yeah, and Vancouver fights on so their city won't burn itself down again
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