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not Dany Heatley
yeah, whatever im a fuckin allstar...scored 50 goals in 2007, idiot. parody. Business: support.com Clothing:
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not Dany Heatley May 23
Yeah, 3 in 37 is not 50 in 07 last time I checked
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not Dany Heatley May 22
yo pimp juice I'm in Vegas let's party I'll let u guys cut off my finger or somethin cool for snapchat idk hit me back
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not Dany Heatley May 22
Yeah, if you felt that earthquake in Vegas it's not an earthquake..It's me I'm wasted clappin big league bombs off the top of Caesars palace
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not Dany Heatley May 22
Yeah, who wants to party in Vegas with me tonight I'll be there hit me up idiots
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50 in '07 Clothing May 22
I'm going to the avicii pool party in Vegas tomorrow so buy my shit at so I can be an idiot and make it rain
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not Dany Heatley May 21
Yeah, to an allstar fan in Buffalo. Babcock is an idiot for not going there. Bars close at 4 am!!
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not Dany Heatley May 20
Yeah, all I see is 50 in '07 here
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not Dany Heatley May 20
Yeah, was tyler johnson drafted? I can't tell cause NBC has only mentioned it 3,000 times
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not Dany Heatley May 20
Yeah, Rangers D look like a bunch of idiots no other way to say it really
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not Dany Heatley May 20
Yeah, let's demand positions for the Vegas team. We would fire out the sickest instagrams from the pool. Fact.
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not Dany Heatley May 20
Yeah, tryout tip: headbutt the other centerman off the draw, let staff know you're a psycho and you'll do anything to win faceoffs
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not Dany Heatley May 20
yeah, you tryna split that
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not Dany Heatley May 20
Yeah, "mike heres the deal, we'll throw 30M at you and if you can keep Phil away from the damn nachos we'll toss another 20M on there too"
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not Dany Heatley May 20
Yeah, holy fuck! Big Dick Babcock raking in 50 big ones to strut his shit in t-dot....love the move here abandoning Detroit
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not Dany Heatley May 19
Yeah, what a game. What a goal. I scored 50 God damn goals one time shit I was good
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not Dany Heatley May 19
Yeah, 100% never use that word again. Is this Pierre on the account?
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not Dany Heatley May 19
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not Dany Heatley May 19
Yeah, jk I would be face down in the locker room with an oxygen mask telling them to get me a fifth of Bacardi and swipe right on my tinder
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not Dany Heatley May 19
Yeah, I'm the biggest pot head in the NHL I would be in the locker room with a rum n coke eating Pizza Hut by this time in 2OT
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not Dany Heatley May 19
Yeah, I'm just throwing this out there.. U guys think Rick dipietro still sleeps with his dad and mom sometimes?
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