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Dan Chaon
Chaon, pronounced like shawn--not like chaos, though that would be more appropriate, perhaps. He/Him.
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Dan Chaon Feb 15
Replying to @lilredcoeurvet
I will!
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Dan Chaon Feb 15
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Dan Chaon Feb 14
Replying to @StefanDz11
No, I think that's from eating dairy.
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Dan Chaon Feb 13
Replying to @wesmark2025
You too? {gulps}
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Dan Chaon Feb 13
Replying to @wesmark2025
Same. I was diagnosed as dyslexic in grade school but I don't think that was the issue.
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Dan Chaon Feb 13
Replying to @wesmark2025
With me it's adaption instead of adaptation.
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Dan Chaon Feb 13
Replying to @Chris767Roberts
Wait, whaa?
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Dan Chaon Feb 13
Replying to @Leavittnovelist
If you want to look in my compost, be my guest. I'm not going near it.
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Dan Chaon Feb 13
Replying to @rrosedelay
Explain this magic?
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Dan Chaon Feb 13
Replying to @jaredlipof
Me, too! Then I put out my eardrums with a icepick!
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Dan Chaon Feb 13
The Terrifying True Tale of the Leftover Vegan Lasagna, which, Although Everyone Knew It Would Never Be Eaten, was Stubbornly Saved Anyway and Languished at the Back of the Refrigerator for Nearly a Month Until IT GREW THE KIND OF MOLD I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE ON THIS PLANET!
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Dan Chaon Feb 13
Replying to @peterstraubnyc
I blame my Nebraska upbringing for my inability to distinguish vowels. It has been noted by some that I say the words "Bury," "Berry" and "Barry" as if they are all identical.
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Dan Chaon Feb 13
Replying to @brian_asman
hahaha
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Dan Chaon Feb 13
Replying to @heashaw
Yep. And theif/thief for me, as well.
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Dan Chaon Feb 13
Replying to @GuillermoStitch
Me too with this one. Nebraska accent doesn't help.
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Dan Chaon Feb 13
Replying to @danalevinpoet
My first thought: erly onsect dimensia.
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Dan Chaon Feb 13
I just had a ridiculous moment where I forgot how to spell "follow" and had to look it up. Some part of my brain kept insisting it was spelled "fallow." Does this ever happen to you?
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Dan Chaon Feb 12
Replying to @fighteytown
That IS Brendan Fraser. This is me:
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Dan Chaon Feb 12
Replying to @fighteytown
!!???
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Dan Chaon Feb 12
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