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Dan Laxer
Creative content provider, writer & radio host at CJAD in Montreal, stand-up comedian, writer, and daddy... Did I put writer twice? TWEETS MY OWN
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Dan Laxer 29m
Is this for real, ? If it is, you broke my heart. Blackface - or as the cowardly calls it, brownface - was never ok. Not 100 yrs ago, not 18 yrs ago. Not ever. Explain yourself, pls.
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Dan Laxer 8h
Replying to @ThatEricAlper
Jimi Hendrix
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Dan Laxer 14h
Replying to @OzziesPOV
Hollywood is out of ideas. So many reboots!
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Dan Laxer 21h
Cancel culture? What the f**k is that?! Goddammit! Why do I have to learn yet another new term?! The 21st century talks too much.
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Dan Laxer 24h
Replying to @ThatEricAlper
Stay off of Twitter.
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Dan Laxer Sep 17
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Dan Laxer Sep 17
Replying to @MorriePortnoff
They're sharing the space. It's when you take a tape measure to the space that the problems start. I'm just enjoying the colours and the flavours.
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Dan Laxer Sep 17
Replying to @ComedyMontreal
Give a piece a chance?
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Dan Laxer Sep 17
Why can't we all just get along... like my fruit? Quebec strawberries and Ontario blue grapes coexisting in one Tupperware.
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Dan Laxer Sep 17
Me on the phone with the fabric store: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?? No, no. Sir, I said "damask" click
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Dan Laxer Sep 16
This came in the mail today. This test of an alleged warning siren in the event of a toxic leak was slated for... 4 days ago. Nice job, & . Or is it 's fault? Jeez, I hope you're more accurate in the event of an actual emergency.
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Dan Laxer Sep 16
So... let me get this straight, is it pronounced Nicki Minhaj, now? . . . .
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Dan Laxer Sep 16
Replying to @ToulasTake
Oh my good, what a gorgeous shot. I thought it was a painting, at first.
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Dan Laxer Sep 16
Autumn’s chill ahead of its time, black dog nipping at my heels.
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Charles Adler Sep 15
. "says if a candidate has made racist or homophobic comments in the past he will stand by the candidate as long as they apologize& take responsibility for those comments." This is how you operate a KINDERGARTEN - not a country.
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Dan Laxer Sep 15
YES!! Thank you!! 🍸 (I realize this is a martini emoji...)
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Dan Laxer Sep 14
Twitter reminds me of high school. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one without a blue checkmark.
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Dan Laxer Sep 14
Replying to @ThatEricAlper
Almost eveeything on Revolver or Rubber Soul.
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Dan Laxer Sep 14
"...some very bad people and some very bad gang members, and some very, very bad drug dealers." Sigh. Whatever, America. He's YOUR president. YOU take responsibility for him.
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Dan Laxer Sep 14
gif... is my favourite brand of peanut butter.
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