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Dan LaMorte
Comedian. Enjoys gluten free food & weed. New album “Infect Me Once” is out now. My “Infect Me Once” tour starts Sep 4th.
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Dan LaMorte 1h
Replying to @midmerch
What’s that
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Dan LaMorte 1h
An abandoned mini golf course is incredibly sad because you have to assume there was at least one person in the owners life who said, “A mini golf course? Really? Seems like a bad idea.”
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Dan LaMorte 4h
Love being known as a stoner, hate being known as someone who has weed
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Dan LaMorte 7h
Replying to @w2the3rd
Please do, we need the people lol
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Dan LaMorte 7h
Replying to @drosssports
This has been brewing for a while, have you seen the presser? Lmao
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Dan LaMorte 7h
Replying to @drosssports
The chances this actually happens 😬
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Dan LaMorte 7h
Replying to @mikalagomez
Soon for sure
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Dan LaMorte 16h
Replying to @LaDuquessa
My brain is currently out of service sorry lol
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Dan LaMorte 16h
Replying to @ZachFromIthaca
Most condos are nicer these days, can it be comedians are getting cleaner
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Dan LaMorte 16h
Replying to @MGFKitchen
No :(
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Dan LaMorte 16h
Clubs that let the performers smoke weed in the green room are the only ones who understand the rooms true meaning
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Dan LaMorte 16h
Replying to @mawmawshelley
Thanks so much for coming ❤️
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Shelley-Queen Sweet💖 20h
In St. Louis at the Monocle to see this funny guy! Infect Me Once Tour
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Dan LaMorte 19h
Replying to @Christian__5
Yeah right
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Dan LaMorte 21h
Coming to you live from the arc(h)
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Dan LaMorte 21h
Replying to @AndyOB52
I will soon
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Dan LaMorte 21h
It’s the thing
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Dan LaMorte 23h
Replying to @alyssaammo
Thank you! He’s an angel
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Dan LaMorte 23h
Replying to @jasonlongmore38
I think he’s amazing
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Dan LaMorte 23h
Replying to @by_spinelli
He is lovely
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