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David★Jack
The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads — They all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
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David★Jack 33m
WHATTTTTT A GOAL!!!!!!
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David★Jack 11h
Replying to @JonMahone
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David★Jack 11h
Replying to @JonMahone
Where I run.
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David★Jack 11h
Replying to @JonMahone
At the running place.
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David★Jack 11h
Replying to @JonMahone
I'll wait for you.
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David★Jack 11h
Replying to @JonMahone
Yeah, me too.
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David★Jack 11h
Replying to @hrtbps
Jeremy's changed during this campaign.
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David★Jack 11h
Hi BBC. Not sure that's who you think it is.
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David★Jack 11h
Replying to @JonMahone
Nobody likes a show off Mahone.
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David★Jack 11h
Carl Fogarty's not who you think he is Sky Sports.
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David★Jack 11h
Replying to @spacegirlgail
There's something sinister in the way printer technology seems to have regressed over last 10 years. Must be deliberate. But why?
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Alan White 11h
The Ukip candidate who wants to bring back the guillotine has given her views on gorillas.
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David★Jack 12h
I had hoped to get more sleep than that but on the plus side I'm now bang up to date with Big Little Lies.
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David★Jack 22h
Replying to @Brexit0rRemain
Peter Patioheater runs marathons for ducks. He also climbs mountains for cats and does sponsored tantric sex for gerbils. Lovely guy. RMN
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Jar Apr 21
Update: I am a lesbian. She was right.
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David★Jack 22h
Replying to @DamJef
They break every promise they make, u-turn at the drop of a hat, refuse to be scrutinised by anyone ..... and they still get more popular!
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David★Jack 23h
Hahahahahaha!!! Fuck me! I mean, what are you meant to do when half the fucking country are clearly demented arseholes?
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David★Jack 23h
There's very few things on twitter not improved by endless screaming.
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David★Jack Apr 22
Replying to @ibroxrocks
Was just about to say how brilliantly Spurs were doing at keeping the pressure on, then Chelsea go up the park and score.
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David★Jack Apr 22
What a fucking strike that is!
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