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Dak
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Unsolicited Dik-Diks Feb 7
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bobby 18h
white ppl go to Panera Bread and be like "we needed this"
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John Osment Feb 19
When my mom died, the hospital bill was 300 thousand dollars for a single 36 hour span. The healthcare industry and pharmaceutical industry are literally evil and I will never vote for a candidate who doesn’t support free healthcare in my entire life, no exceptions
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brain genius Feb 17
when i lost my job after missing work due to a medical emergency, i lost my insurance, within 2 months i was evicted from my apt, lost my car, was homeless, and had over six figures of medical debt. but i’m sure ppl being mean on twitter is super rough too.
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Paulo ! Feb 17
bro do u wanna like delete ur entire existence off social media with me and like move to a cottage up north bro, we could b in the woods and shit and maybe have a few goats idk bro, we could just chill and read and sit in silence while appreciating nature bro
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Dak Feb 14
About to spend $4000 on a tooth but I’m proud of myself because it’s been something I’ve been avoiding for years and I’m going full adult and can actually afford to do that for myself!!! 🦷🥰
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Deirdre Feb 12
overheard a teenage boy buying a Valentine's card that said 'we are the same kind of weird'. shop assistant said 'is this for your girlfriend?' and he said 'no, it's for my grandma' :')
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Trevor Wallace Feb 12
*looks at boarding pass* Okay, 18F. *puts boarding pass away* Okay but what the fuck seat was I *pulls out boarding pass again* 18F. Gotcha. 18F for sure. *puts boarding pass away* *32 seconds later* OK ONE LAST FUCKING TIME
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Nick Squires Feb 12
Being vegan is quietly eating only fries or chips at countless family dinners and events and then being told that you can't have only vegan food at your event because there won't be anything for anyone to eat
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I want crazy Feb 5
ppl who’ve been unproblematic this season:
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Dak Feb 11
Thinking about how much I miss college hurts MY HEART
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Röyalti Feb 8
Her roommate deadass didn’t pay rent for 8 months 💀
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Dak Feb 11
The coronavirus literally has the same symptoms as the flu. 5 million severe cases of the flu worldwide each year and 650,000 deaths. To all of the people in airports suddenly wearing masks, you are a victim of the media stemming panic that is pushing nations and cultures apart.
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Dak Feb 10
Replying to @BLeighWachter
Hehehehehe ❤️
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Dak Feb 10
Even I truly amaze myself with these transformations
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Ria Feb 9
What the fuck is this
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dieter Feb 8
my nervous tick while talking to strangers is sipping my beer every three seconds and finishing a 16oz in five minutes
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nicole boyce Feb 9
ok go off ford v ferrari mechanic
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alex Feb 9
natalie portman w/ the embroidered names of all the female directors snubbed on her coat. my heart.
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christina Feb 9
I thought it was fairly well known that Adam Sandler is an excellent actor but picks his Serious Projects carefully and mostly likes shitting out bad movies with his boys which is infinitely cooler than being like, christian bale
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