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Jack's Dad
Just an ordinary dad of one, husband of one, pointing out the funny (and ridiculous) side of parenting. Like other parenting Twitter accounts, but funnier.
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Jack's Dad 7h
Just walked into our bedroom to find Jack sleeping in our bed. Scared the absolute crap out of me when I turned the light on.
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Jack's Dad 8h
Replying to @BlogMummyLauren
They really do know how to ruin a good thing. Without even trying! 😂
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Jack's Dad 8h
Replying to @BlogMummyLauren
Mine is pretty epic too. And then randomly between the awesome songs I'll suddenly hear the theme from Justin's house or something.
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Jack's Dad 11h
Jack: Where's my ketchup? *pointing at his plate* Me: You don't really need any. Jack: Where's my ketchup?! Me: Fine. Do you want some ketchup? Jack: Nope. Mayonnaise please.
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Jack's Dad 13h
Jack was lying on his back playing with a train and then dropped it onto his face by accident. I laughed, but then remembered I've done exactly the same thing with my phone before.
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Jack's Dad 18h
Never judge a book by its cover. Unless its cover is made of cardboard. Because those buggers hurt when you get hit in the face with them!
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Jack's Dad Dec 11
What it feels like cooking food for your kid when you know they're probably going to reject it anyway...
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Jack's Dad Dec 11
Replying to @balddaddyblog
I personally don't like paying someone to do something I can do myself. If you want to teach her a lesson wrap her presents in kitchen foil. 👍🏼
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Jack's Dad Dec 10
It's a sad state of affairs when you know that if you ever went on Mastermind your specialist subject would probably be Fireman Sam or Peppa Pig.
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Jack's Dad Dec 10
Replying to @emmalgsutton
I get this from the wife every day. 😅
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Jack's Dad Dec 10
Behold! Disapproving demonic snowman!
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Jack's Dad Dec 10
You know you're an adult when you look outside to see a glorious winter wonderland of snow, then simply say "Ahh fuck!".
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Jack's Dad Dec 9
Because I'm awkward and don't like mushrooms, my friend made me a special version of dinner. Can you guess which one is mine?
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Jack's Dad Dec 8
Replying to @mimsyboojum
Yesss! Although I can't really take credit. Jack did all the work on this one.
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Jack's Dad Dec 8
I think Jack's latest Christmas decoration accurately depicts the face of parenting quite nicely...
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Jack's Dad Dec 8
Thank you! Happy Friday all! 😊
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Jack's Dad Dec 8
Me arriving home after work to find no one else is in...
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Jack's Dad Dec 8
Replying to @JustSomeonesM0M
I'll go prepare the catapult then... 😂
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Jack's Dad Dec 8
Being a parent is a bit like being hit by a car. Except every day you go back to the same driver and ask them to run you over again.
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Jack's Dad Dec 8
Thank you! May your Friday be filled with cake and other suitably lovely things! 😁
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