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Jack's Dad
Just an ordinary dad of one (soon to be two), husband of one, pointing out the funny (and often ridiculous) side of parenting. Moderately funny 65% of the time.
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Jack's Dad 8h
Replying to @onehullofadad
I think my most used one is πŸ˜…
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Jack's Dad 8h
What's blue and not at all heavy? Light blue.
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Jack's Dad 13h
Jack: Ben and Holly! Me: You can't just shout at the TV for a programme. Jack: Ben and Holly! Me: No really. It doesn't- Jack: BEN AND HOLLY!!! Me: *puts Ben and Holly on* Jack: See! It works!
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Jack's Dad 14h
Replying to @mimsyboojum
Living the dream!
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Jack's Dad 14h
Go on, drop Leah a donation, even if it's only a couple of quid. I couldn't give up chocolate. I'd probably lose the will to live.
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Jack's Dad 14h
Replying to @RobinsoMartina
Bah! It's too late! Some people just have no regard for order.
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Jack's Dad 14h
I'm not cleaning that up!
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Jack's Dad 18h
When you come out of the loo after hiding from your kids for half an hour...
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Jack's Dad Feb 19
I don't know why, but it feels very satisfying when this happens. Morning all!
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Jack's Dad Feb 19
Replying to @Phoenixk2x
It'll have to go in the dining room this time!
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Jack's Dad Feb 19
Jack: Your hands are cold daddy! Me: Oh. Sorry! Jack: That's alright. Jack: But don't do it again! It's weird when you can hear yourself coming out of your kids.
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Jack's Dad Feb 19
Replying to @Halfords_uk
Thanks! Now I'll just have to work out how to explain to visitors why we have a spare tyre in our living room. πŸ˜…
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Jack's Dad Feb 19
Wife: Can we go to on the way home? Me: Err...why? Wife: I want to go smell the new tyres. Me: ..... Pregnancy is weird.
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Jack's Dad Feb 19
Replying to @dxbdaddy
This is true πŸ˜‚
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Jack's Dad Feb 19
Out of all the miniature plague factories out there, this is probably one of the best ones I've been to. Will report back if I end up with ebola or something. Yes, coming from me this is the highest form of endorsement in the land. πŸ†πŸ‘πŸΌ
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Jack's Dad Feb 19
For anyone wondering, no, my wife didn't choose last night, so I'm currently still alive. Morning all! πŸ˜…
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Jack's Dad Feb 18
Replying to @robyn_embrey
I'm sure I'll have a black eye by the morning. πŸ˜…
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Jack's Dad Feb 18
Rich.....I am your father.
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Jack's Dad Feb 18
Behold, the floor plan of the average household with young kids. Look familiar?
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Jack's Dad Feb 18
Replying to @Phoenixk2x
Oh balls. Runawaaaaaaaaaayyy!!!
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