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Jack's Dad
Just an ordinary dad of one, husband of one, pointing out the funny (and ridiculous) side of parenting. Like other parenting Twitter accounts, but funnier.
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Jack's Dad 3h
Glad to see that Topsy & Tim eventually did leave nursery school. I thought they'd be driving themselves there soon.
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Jack's Dad 7h
What I'd say before becoming a parent: Aww, you have 3 kids? That's great! After becoming a parent: Why would you do that to yourself?!
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Jack's Dad 16h
Replying to @TheUnfitFather
Do you love your daughter, or do you hate yourself? Equal balance of both?
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Jack's Dad 19h
Replying to @TehDad
'Nooooooooooooooo' is also only one syllable... 😅
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Jack's Dad 20h
Replying to @ericdbolton
And now it's practically the other way around.
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Jack's Dad 20h
Replying to @ThenWeWereFour
Conflict resolution skills!
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Jack's Dad 20h
Replying to @keepitrealmom
Very true!
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Jack's Dad 21h
Does anyone else feel like the ability to speak fluent toddler should be a skill you can write on your CV?
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Jack's Dad 22h
Replying to @avidfan297
Yeah, it's when it makes that constant noise that you ignore and hope it goes away.
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Jack's Dad 22h
Replying to @kerrydickerso11
Hmm...good question. I mean it is more computer than it is phone really.
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Jack's Dad 22h
When are we going to stop calling mobile phones 'phones'? I think I only use it as a phone about 2% of the time.
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Jack's Dad Aug 22
Replying to @dxbdaddy
Of course. And it is epic! It's solid bands, nothing else in the middle.
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Jack's Dad Aug 22
Making good progress!
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Jack's Dad Aug 21
Good morning all! I have a big important meeting at work this morning. Then I intend to add some more bands to my rubber band ball.
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Jack's Dad Aug 21
Replying to @Dcareerprincess
Point and laugh?
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Jack's Dad Aug 21
Replying to @zebrasyndicate
Fair point...
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Jack's Dad Aug 21
Fixed it to more accurately reflect many of us...
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Jack's Dad Aug 21
Replying to @threetimedaddy
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Jack's Dad Aug 21
Replying to @deblaar
You need to dream smaller dreams.
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Jack's Dad Aug 21
Replying to @paulie
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