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Jack's Dad
Just an ordinary dad of one, husband of one, pointing out the funny (and ridiculous) side of parenting. Like other parenting Twitter accounts, but funnier.
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Jack's Dad 3m
Errrr......... You can't say that a day out with Jack is uneventful. 😨
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Jack's Dad 11m
Replying to @TheHackDad
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Jack's Dad 1h
Replying to @Ginaatonic @premierinn
11 days! I hope he doesn't decide to keep you waiting too much longer!
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Jack's Dad 1h
Replying to @Ginaatonic @premierinn
Good luck to you! Trust me, with a 2 week old you're not going to give a damn about other people anyway.
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Jack's Dad 1h
Replying to @evangeline_dawn
I see that you did there! πŸ˜‚
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Jack's Dad 1h
Top tip: Don't tell your 2yr old that they've put the clangers in the oven. They will cry. It's really hard to explain the difference.
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Jack's Dad 2h
I'm here to amuse! πŸ˜πŸ™ƒπŸ˜‚
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Jack's Dad 2h
Replying to @premierinn
Damn. Worth a try! πŸ˜‚
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Jack's Dad 3h
Hey you know your Good Night Guarantee? If my own toddler keeps me up all night I can still totally claim my money back right? 😜
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Jack's Dad 5h
Replying to @DaddingAround
I'm also happy to report that the hashtag is not trending and hasn't been used in recent history. πŸ˜‚
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Jack's Dad 5h
Replying to @VanessaSteer1
Yes, thank you for shining a serious light on a very serious post that I wrote very seriously. πŸ‘
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Jack's Dad 6h
Replying to @ThenWeWereFour
Hmm...I may have to go buy the terrorist negotiation handbook for dummies in preparation. πŸ˜…
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Jack's Dad 7h
Just another day as a parent...
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Jack's Dad 9h
Replying to @DaddingAround
Just so you all know, I'm ignoring anyone that puts anything other than the first 3 options. πŸ˜…
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Jack's Dad 10h
Replying to @leighjadehanley
Hold on...it's very difficult to tell if you're being sarcastic or not. I'm going to assume you're not and it really is fun. πŸ˜‚
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Jack's Dad 10h
Replying to @bwhioe
And I thank you for that! πŸ˜…
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Jack's Dad 11h
Replying to @LittleWildlings
That was literally the first thing we checked at the scan. Only one. Huge sigh of relief. πŸ˜…
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Jack's Dad 11h
Replying to @LorimerPam
I'll take that as a positive! πŸ˜‚
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Jack's Dad 12h
Having a second child isn't going to make our lives much more chaotic or difficult is it?
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Jack's Dad 15h
Hey, there appear to be over 4000 of you now! That's a bit of a surprise. Didn't really expect that when I started on Twitter. Thanks guys!
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