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A few dads & uncles spreading humor to the world one groaner at a time. Send us your favorites!
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Dad Jokes 4h
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What does zombies eat? "GRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNS”
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Dad Jokes 4h
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If two have an argument is it a beef?
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Dad Jokes 4h
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If you hear any good vegetable puns, lettuce know.
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Dad Jokes 4h
believe that meat butchers are gross, but people that sell you fruits and vegetables are grocer.
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Dad Jokes 4h
The first rule of mime club is you don't talk about mime club.
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Dad Jokes 4h
Some guy hit me in the face with cheese. How dairy!
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Dad Jokes 4h
What is the definition of a cannibal? Someone who is fed up with people
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Dad Jokes 5h
Just quit my job because day after day it was the same old grind.
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Dad Jokes 5h
If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.
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Matt Fawcett 5h
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
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Dad Jokes 8h
Why did the man spread peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam.
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Dad Jokes Aug 15
What does the "Jaws" candy bar cost? An arm and a leg.
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Lauri Palokangas Aug 15
People who always find the right short animation for every chat, are very GIFted.
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Michael Klobe Aug 15
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless.
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Steven McCracken Aug 15
Dad Joke of the Day: What do you call an apology written in dashes and dots? A remorse code.
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Dad Jokes Aug 14
Why did the bee go to the doctor? It had hives!
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Dad Jokes Aug 14
Why did Mr. Potato Head refuse when the doctor wanted to give him artificial limbs? He wanted to quit when he was ahead! 😂😂😂
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Dad Jokes Aug 14
What kind of mail does a witch carry on her broom? Hex-press mail!
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Dad Jokes Aug 14
Who do firemen miss the most? Their old flames.
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Dad Jokes Aug 14
What's the only nut with a hole in it? A doughnut.
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