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Daniel Silvermint
I like dogs and fantasy novels and intersectional feminist philosophy and hats and apologizing. 13 months into a concussion, I’m learning how to write again.
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Daniel Silvermint May 18
Bran is a hugely inspirational character for those of us who sit around doing nothing all day.
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Daniel Silvermint 3h
Stories ask us to take a leap of faith. Care about these characters: I’ll do right by them. Invest in these themes: I’ll stay true to them. Take this journey: I know where I’m going. The longer the story, the bigger the leap. That’s why bad endings hurt. They’re a broken promise.
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Daniel Silvermint 9h
Replying to @JamilSmith
Wait, so... Bran told Jon the truth so Jon would tell Sansa so Sansa would tell Tyrion so Tyrion would tell Varys so Dany would kill everyone so Tyrion would tell Jon to kill Dany so Tyrion would stand trial so Tyrion would nominate Bran so Bran would become King. Bran you dick.
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Daniel Silvermint 12h
Replying to @DSilvermint
“I don’t know... he’s kind of creepy.” “PERFECT.”
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Daniel Silvermint 12h
Replying to @NHCohenwrites
More people need to see this joke.
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Daniel Silvermint 12h
Game of Thrones would vote for Biden.
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Daniel Silvermint 13h
Me: “The only enjoyable part of this episode will be watching Benioff and Weiss try to explain their choices in the post-credits interview.” *No post-credits interview* Me: “Ah. Of course.”
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Daniel Silvermint 13h
Replying to @GambetTV
I mean... maybe the best thing for Westeros is a REALLY passive ruler?
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Daniel Silvermint 13h
Replying to @DSilvermint
*STARES DIRECTLY AT THE CAMERA*
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Daniel Silvermint 14h
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Daniel Silvermint 14h
Hey, remember when Lord of the Rings ended with everyone agreeing that Tom Bombadil should be King and then Sauron opened up a vegan bakery?
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Daniel Silvermint 15h
The keeper of stories becoming King is the most author-wanking of author-wanks.
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Daniel Silvermint 15h
Women spend years vying for the Iron Throne. Bran does nothing. Bran becomes King. The most 2019 ending possible.
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Daniel Silvermint 16h
Replying to @DSilvermint
LOOK I KNOW OKAY.
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Daniel Silvermint 17h
Replying to @DSilvermint
Drogon sits the Iron Throne. But surprise! It’s Arya wearing Drogon’s face. Credits roll.
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Daniel Silvermint 17h
My feelings about the season aside, I don’t know what to do with the fact that a story I’ve been following since 2001 is ending tonight. I’m worried about how much ground they have to cover in 80 minutes. I hope it’s not one long dying monologue from Euron.
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Daniel Silvermint 22h
Post-episode interview. Benioff and Weiss remove their Faceless Men masks. Both are Bronn.
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Daniel Silvermint 24h
I wonder if Hodor’s still holdin’ that door.
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Daniel Silvermint May 18
Bran is a hugely inspirational character for those of us who sit around doing nothing all day.
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Daniel Silvermint May 17
I hate when you happen to glance up at a stranger a split second before they look at you so they think you’ve been watching them the whole time and now you have no choice but to jump out the nearest window and go live in the woods until you die of berry poisoning and shame.
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