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Daniel Roberts
Not Mitch “Blood” Green. Former contributor to the real Deadspin (RIP) + Splinter, SportsOnEarth & others. Curt Schilling once compared me to Mitch Williams.
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Daniel Roberts 11h
Bulletproof vests are not necessary. If bullets could kill us, we would have evolved Kevlar ribs by now.
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Daniel Roberts 11h
Replying to @HirokoTabuchi
It’s such a false argument. We know as a simple matter of statistics that there will be hundreds probably thousands of additional cancer fatalities as a result of Fukushima. Just because we can’t prove exactly which ones those were doesn’t mean they didn’t happen.
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Daniel Roberts 11h
Replying to @whet
I feel like being too misanthropic to ever join Facebook is going to be one of the best decisions I ever made.
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Daniel Roberts 11h
Replying to @Halestormsports
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Daniel Roberts 12h
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Daniel Roberts 12h
Replying to @bevtgooden
I just ... do they realize you’re not paying by the body part or anything?
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Daniel Roberts 12h
Replying to @thekuhlest
Do you need to ask?
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Daniel Roberts 12h
Replying to @bevtgooden
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Daniel Roberts 12h
Replying to @bevtgooden
I didn’t see the tweets but what are the odds that something on this website leads to people doing something stupid and disgusting...impossible, right?
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Daniel Roberts 12h
You know what they say: doing the same thing and expecting different results is the definition of Artie Moreno.
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Daniel Roberts 13h
Come for the joke, stay for the 10,000 oblivious replies.
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Daniel Roberts 14h
And they didn’t eject him???
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Daniel Roberts 14h
Replying to @bendreyfuss
You know what 88 and 04 have in common (also, 2000 to a lesser extent, fwiw): Bob Shrum. The only man who can consistently convincingly get his ass kicked nationally.
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Daniel Roberts 16h
Replying to @erinscafe
It doesn’t make it worse but does it maybe make it more interesting? People love any story that tears down an untouchable. You can’t tear someone down by repeating common knowledge.
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Daniel Roberts 16h
Replying to @inthefade
You will spend the remainder of your life in debt to me. Greatest album ever made.
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Daniel Roberts 16h
Replying to @inthefade
Nikki Costa, Everybody Got Their Something
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Daniel Roberts 19h
That’s a first.
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Daniel Roberts 20h
Replying to @Steve_U_DS
Call me when you hit 400 hours. Then call me again when you do it four months in a row.
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Tim Healey 20h
BREAKING: The Mets don't know where Yoenis Cespedes is. Team statement: "As of game time, Yoenis Céspedes has not reported to the ballpark today. He did not reach out to management with any explanation for his absence. Our attempts to contact him have been unsuccessful."
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Daniel Roberts 20h
Replying to @mustachetoilet
Jesus fucking Christ. Start with shutting down your miserable racist niece, dude.
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