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DP Cummerbund
Retired, and living like a king.
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DP Cummerbund 47m
Replying to @SethWalder
Ummm... "the banks of Lake Erie"?
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DP Cummerbund 11h
You might have to play Data using that profanity chip was telling us about.
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DP Cummerbund May 24
Bob is puking his guts out, but fortunately is his understudy.
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DP Cummerbund May 23
Wow! According to Jeff Daniels, you have an amazing work ethic. Of course, he also said you were in "Star Wars", so should we trust him?
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DP Cummerbund May 23
Replying to @BrentSpiner
Here's your guy.
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DP Cummerbund May 22
Trump keeps using words. I do not think they mean what he thinks they mean.
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DP Cummerbund May 22
Replying to @timruss2 @ConlyEdward
He's one smart cookie.
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DP Cummerbund May 21
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DP Cummerbund May 21
Replying to @ashleyn1cole
And someday, you'll get to tell your kids about the time you met America's first female president!
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DP Cummerbund May 20
Hey, wasn't much better. How many teacups did he leave lying around?
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DP Cummerbund May 19
Replying to @BrentSpiner @MSNBC
What kind of name is "Joesley" anyway?
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DP Cummerbund May 16
Really? That sounds... uncomfortable.
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DP Cummerbund May 16
I remember one time I was just walking down the street, minding my own business, when I ran into . He lit me on fire, threw my flaming body into the gutter, and then stomped on the ashes. I remember it like it was yesterday...
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DP Cummerbund May 16
Replying to @BrentSpiner
1. It's very wet, from the standpoint of water. 2. Some of the flooding is actually epic. Unfortunately, the money will be a lot. 3. Hey, is this your boat? At least you got a nice boat out of the deal.
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DP Cummerbund May 16
Replying to @MattWalshBlog
Just to clarify one of the many remarkably dumb aspects of this tweet - according to this faultless logic, there's no evidence of rape except pregnancy? If a woman says she was raped but didn't get pregnant, you're saying it didn't happen?
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DP Cummerbund May 15
Replying to @LilaGraceRose
And then later, he eventually kills EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.
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DP Cummerbund May 15
I haven't eaten McDonalds since the 90s either, yet somehow it's still with me. McDonalds is like the Sarlac of foods.
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DP Cummerbund May 14
If he actually goes through with this, every single member of the US military should get a deferment for bone spurs.
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DP Cummerbund May 12
Replying to @JohnWDean
Nothing sticks to "Teflon Don" because he's worse than any word you could use to describe him. He's uniquely terrible. Centuries from now, an adult who's throwing a tantrum will be labeled "going full Donald," and no one will even remember what it refers to.
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DP Cummerbund May 12
Replying to @gates_mcfadden
If this is supposed to help elderly people who can't stand up, bend over, or even put on shoes, how are they going to into this thig?
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