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Jesse Billington
Zoologist and wildlife snapper. Once bitten by a lemur. Good at not falling off horses and bikes. Tolerable radio DJ. Bit of a thing for cars.
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Jesse Billington 28m
Replying to @ThePollitt
Yes please and thank you.
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Golden Years Oct 20
GOOD NEWS! WE ARE BACK! We are returning to the airwaves from 7-9am on this Tuesday morning! Be there or be square!
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Greg Owen Oct 19
Someone has added fake book covers to ’s book in Foyles, Charing Cross Road! 🤣 *📸credit to Alex Bray
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Jesse Billington Oct 19
Brb off to photograph some penguins...
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Sweary Bercow Oct 19
GET A FUCKING MOVE ON, YOU PRICKS. I'VE ALREADY MISSED THE FUCKING RUGBY.
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Jesse Billington Oct 18
Oxford to Ambleside today, 237 miles at an average speed of... 39.5mph. It took six bloody hours! SIX!
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Terrible Maps Oct 18
Electricity consumption in Europe in 1507
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Al Murray - FRIDAY: READING Oct 16
Nottingham tonight. Cracking crowd. Shame to hear the Toblerone is on fire though.
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Jesse Billington Oct 17
Replying to @kevinsims158
Nottingham is technically the midlands. Although, there is a perilously high level of regional accents here.
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Jesse Billington Oct 15
If could confirm why about 30% of my MacBook’s memory is taken up with indelible “system” i would be very intrigued!
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Jesse Billington Oct 15
Replying to @OB6160
It’s a first date. You can’t take someone out for a nice lunch and a few drinks over Skype. It lacks the romantic feel of a personal connection. Nothing says “you make me feel like I haven’t in a long time” like arguing over who’s connections the weak one.
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Jesse Billington Oct 15
Replying to @OB6160
But that means finding another day I’m in Reading. Goddamit.
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Jesse Billington Oct 15
Replying to @DJJesseB
I think it’s flu. I finally get a date, and I also get flu. So I can add flu to this gif
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rocker 🤸🏻‍♀️ Oct 13
pros of dating me: - I'll cook for u - I'll care for n make you feel safe - i’ll never cheat - I'll bite ur lip - i'll lay down n cuddle w u - I'll love u - eat crappy food n watch horror movies together - I'll kiss u a lot Cons of dating me: - it's me
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Jesse Billington Oct 15
We’ve been waiting in Nottingham City Centre for 6 minutes now, and we’ve already been accosted by a lunatic. As in, full on lunatic.
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Tim Cameron Oct 14
I just lost my wallet on the way home from work. I didn't have much identifying info in there so a good Samaritan got in touch with my via my... bank account 🤯 4x transfers of £0.01 each with a reference up to 18 chars
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bennydiego✯ Oct 14
‘He’s a thug, he’s a crook, he’s our president. Crime after crime.’ 🔊 sound up
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Jesse Billington Oct 14
Replying to @DJJesseB
I’m going to add to my symptoms; Menopause like hot sweats.
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Jesse Billington Oct 14
I’ve got my first proper date in a long time this week and I’ve come down with a heavy cold. Great, because my marginally awful personality wasn’t enough, I’m now also a biological weapon. That’s sure to win her round.
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BBC Three Counties Oct 14
Why are there so many sex shops on the A1?
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