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Dr. Glaucomflecken
Ophthalmologist. Comedian. Speaker for hire benefiting Contact: drgcomedy@gmail.com Donate:
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Dr. Glaucomflecken 10h
Replying to @GoodishIntent
No you haven't
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Dr. Glaucomflecken 10h
I still think about this tweet at least once a week
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Dr. Glaucomflecken 13h
Replying to @Allred_J
You mean contact lens solution?
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Dr. Glaucomflecken 13h
Replying to @DGlaucomflecken
You give this to a patient over 70 and there is a 100% chance they will use it as artificial tears for 3 weeks before coming to see me with eye pain
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Dr. Glaucomflecken 14h
Who designed this lens cleaner to look like a regular bottle of eye drops I just want to talk
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Dr. Glaucomflecken May 19
Drogon is insightful as hell
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Dr. Glaucomflecken May 19
Every time I showed up at a conference in residency and somebody told me to help myself to the food
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Dr. Glaucomflecken May 19
Replying to @HarkerDavid
Hang in there buddy. You have a lot of people thinking about you and your family
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Dr. Glaucomflecken May 19
Replying to @SingleScalpel
THE EYES ARE FINE
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Amy G Dala MD May 19
Nothing makes me prouder of my cynical children than when someone says something is free, like breakfast at a hotel, and my kids correct them and say No, it's included.
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Dr. Glaucomflecken May 18
Congrats to all the new med school graduates! I don't know where life will take you, just know that anonymously telling 10,000 jokes to strangers on a website is one of the possibilities.
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Dr. Glaucomflecken May 18
Replying to @DarlinSincerest
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Dr. Glaucomflecken May 18
Replying to @missprisslexy
I'm sorry. I'll do better.
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Dr. Glaucomflecken May 17
Luis, my loyal scribe, is fine
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Dr. Glaucomflecken May 17
Replying to @DGlaucomflecken
My loyal scribe, Luis, would like everybody to know that he is very happy and would give his life for the pursuit of accurate ophthalmic documentation.
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Dr. Glaucomflecken May 17
Replying to @GoodishIntent
I don't see the problem
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Dr. Glaucomflecken May 17
Do you have a patient with a facial nerve palsy who can't close their eye? I'll have patients aggressively lubricate the eye during the day with drops/ointment and tape it closed at night. Allow my loyal scribe, Luis, to demonstrate...
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Dr. Glaucomflecken May 17
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Dr. Glaucomflecken May 17
This museum opening in 2020 is peak ophthalmology
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Dr. Glaucomflecken May 16
Replying to @mcsassymd
On my way home. It'll have to wait until next time we're both at EM conferences at the same time in the same city.
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