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Dana Goldberg
I write jokes, tell them on stages, and do some other things to make the world better. 🏳️‍🌈 Weekly guest on
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Dana Goldberg 7m
NK, you ever change your mind, you’d have a line out the door lol
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Dana Goldberg 14h
Replying to @thistallawkgirl
But as a lesbian, i’m totally into seconds comings.
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Dana Goldberg 16h
Trump and the administration cancelled . Jesus wanted to come back, but unfortunately he couldn’t get through immigration.
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Dana Goldberg 16h
Replying to @MittRomney
Are you sure he was able to get through immigration?
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Dana Goldberg 17h
Replying to @uga23 @Lrihendry and 2 others
You’re
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Dana Goldberg 19h
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Only you would make the resurrection of Jesus about yourself. WWJD...amiright?
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Dana Goldberg 19h
Hahahahahaha!!!! 🙄
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Dana Goldberg Apr 17
Floating through the canals of Amsterdam and spotted one of the most beautiful parts of the United States. Have a fabulous event tonight
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Dana Goldberg Apr 16
That of a root vegetable! 🤣🤣🤣
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Dana Goldberg Apr 14
Pence threw the entire LGBTQ community under the bus years ago. Jusssst stoooop.
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Dana Goldberg Apr 14
Believing in same-sex marriage!? It’s not Santa Clause, the shit actually exists whether Pence believes in it or not 🤣🤣🤣.
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Dana Goldberg Apr 13
Replying to @KaceyMusgraves
That was the most country gangster game of ‘Simon Says’ I’ve ever seen! ‘I didn’t fucking say yee!’ 😂
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Dana Goldberg Apr 12
Replying to @BelcherAshford
Amen
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Dana Goldberg Apr 12
Replying to @lcrain412
HBd lisa!
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Dana Goldberg Apr 12
Replying to @lili_munster
I love her
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Dana Goldberg Apr 12
Today is my bday and even though the greatest gift would be Trump’s resignation, Don Jr. getting kicked in the balls would be enough for today. I’m not telling anyone to do it! I’m just saying I wouldn’t be mad if it happened.
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Dana Goldberg Apr 12
As the trans military ban goes into effect, I stand with our brave transgender military willing to fight for the freedoms of this country even when the cowardly 5-time draft dodging president is hell bent on taking their freedoms away. You are true patriots and I thank you!
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Dana Goldberg Apr 12
Your bit last night about the pool sign had me rolling last night at Mo’s book release party! 14 days!?!? 😂😂😂
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Dana Goldberg Apr 12
I love this! and I will figure out how to get out there together 🤞🏼
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Dana Goldberg Apr 12
Oh goodness! Thank you, both!! Xoxo
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