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FourOctets 13h
when you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for 5 days
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But always know that cabbage always care, even if cabbage can not come to you.
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FourOctets 13h
sometimes when you are sad, think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok
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Laura Borealis 13h
What do you call a cabbage that has no legs? Nothing, he can't come to you, he has no legs.
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FourOctets 13h
You can ask a cabbage for financial advice but he will not say any thing because he is a cabbage
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Dr. Suess did not ever make a poem about cababge And now he is dead
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You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket
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Jerry Bell 13h
"most people believe early humans hid their junk with fig leaves, however we now know it was cabbage"
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FourOctets 13h
push a cabbage under water he will alway float right back up to the top because he miss you so much
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A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you
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throw cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you
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I imagine absolute desperation. The pain is excruciating
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I almost wonder how many of my followers looked like that lol
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rofl, I spit out my coffee on that one *wipes computer screen*
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I breastfed...things got interesting
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Twitter confessions like whoa
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rofl I've actually done this
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I have an album dedicated to owls, glorious birbs
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this brings me great pleasure