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And, ladies and gentlemen, if "sorta" doesn't mean anything anymore, well then what are we even fighting for?
Thank you. God bless you. God bless America. Goodnight.
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A Crime a Day
@CrimeADay
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Here at @CrimeADay, we take the position that the only impeachable offenses are 1) entertaining a pirate; 2) misusing Woodsy Owl's likeness; and 3) selling athlete's foot cream without telling people to pay special attention to the areas between their toes.
Not a popular view.
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A Crime a Day
@CrimeADay
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28. sij |
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But we can back it up, sorta:
twitter.com/CrimeADay/stat…
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volewhisperer
@volewhisperer
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28. sij |
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I ‘sorta’ bought your book. Does that count?
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A Crime a Day
@CrimeADay
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28. sij |
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no. buy it again.
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Madisonstar Moon
@MadisonstarMoon
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28. sij |
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What about piracies and felonies on the low seas? Asking for a ... friend
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Joreen Belocura
@AgeofIrony
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trytohelpyou
@trytohelpyou1
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28. sij |
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Of you don't stand for something then you just may fall for anything. (Quote from old and wise block of cheese)
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Stephen Kiskamp
@skiskamp
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28. sij |
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I say " @CrimeADay for President!"
Or has that already been trademarked by the current occupant? 🤔
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😎John G. Fee is My Homeboy 😎
@BrandonMusicKy
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28. sij |
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You’re sorta right. Because America, she’s worth fighting for.
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