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But we can back it up, sorta:
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Here at @CrimeADay, we take the position that the only impeachable offenses are 1) entertaining a pirate; 2) misusing Woodsy Owl's likeness; and 3) selling athlete's foot cream without telling people to pay special attention to the areas between their toes.
Not a popular view.
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And, ladies and gentlemen, if "sorta" doesn't mean anything anymore, well then what are we even fighting for?
Thank you. God bless you. God bless America. Goodnight.
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