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A Crime a Day
Here at , we take the position that the only impeachable offenses are 1) entertaining a pirate; 2) misusing Woodsy Owl's likeness; and 3) selling athlete's foot cream without telling people to pay special attention to the areas between their toes. Not a popular view.
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A Crime a Day 28. sij
Odgovor korisniku/ci @CrimeADay
But we can back it up, sorta:
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A Crime a Day 28. sij
Odgovor korisniku/ci @CrimeADay
And, ladies and gentlemen, if "sorta" doesn't mean anything anymore, well then what are we even fighting for? Thank you. God bless you. God bless America. Goodnight.
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⸘Khendarian Lord of the Printers‽ 28. sij
Odgovor korisniku/ci @CrimeADay
I had managed not to think of Woodsy Owl for at least three decades and you ruined it.
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A Crime a Day 28. sij
Odgovor korisniku/ci @khendarian
thanks, that's nice to hear.
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SailorGirl 28. sij
Odgovor korisniku/ci @CrimeADay
I have been the downfall of many a man, but they were all entertained.
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CriminalLawAttorney 28. sij
Odgovor korisniku/ci @CrimeADay @Popehat
The Woodsy Owl (& Smokey the Bear) statute is only a federal misdemeanor, if memory serves, but is it a high misdemeanor? Besides, the Anti-Pollution Owl is held at a black site by these international climate change denier criminals.
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Fran Curran 28. sij
Odgovor korisniku/ci @CrimeADay
Give a hoot; don’t pollute.
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Eliyahu Neiman⭐ 28. sij
Odgovor korisniku/ci @FranCurran @CrimeADay
Congrats on your felony...
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TheHero 🙏🇺🇸⚾️ 28. sij
Odgovor korisniku/ci @CrimeADay @chiproytx
Pineapple on pizza. Not only an impeachable offense, but capital punishment is an option. ;)
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Lord Flossington VII 28. sij
Pistols. At. Dawn. 🧐😡
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