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Here at @CrimeADay, we take the position that the only impeachable offenses are 1) entertaining a pirate; 2) misusing Woodsy Owl's likeness; and 3) selling athlete's foot cream without telling people to pay special attention to the areas between their toes.
Not a popular view.
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A Crime a Day
@CrimeADay
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But we can back it up, sorta:
twitter.com/CrimeADay/stat…
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A Crime a Day
@CrimeADay
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28. sij |
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And, ladies and gentlemen, if "sorta" doesn't mean anything anymore, well then what are we even fighting for?
Thank you. God bless you. God bless America. Goodnight.
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⸘Khendarian Lord of the Printers‽
@khendarian
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28. sij |
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I had managed not to think of Woodsy Owl for at least three decades and you ruined it.
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A Crime a Day
@CrimeADay
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28. sij |
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thanks, that's nice to hear.
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SailorGirl
@SailorAileen
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28. sij |
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I have been the downfall of many a man, but they were all entertained.
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CriminalLawAttorney
@WiseOldTexan
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28. sij |
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The Woodsy Owl (& Smokey the Bear) statute is only a federal misdemeanor, if memory serves, but is it a high misdemeanor? Besides, the Anti-Pollution Owl is held at a black site by these international climate change denier criminals.
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Fran Curran
@FranCurran
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28. sij |
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Give a hoot; don’t pollute.
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Eliyahu Neiman⭐
@eliyak
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28. sij |
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Congrats on your felony...
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TheHero 🙏🇺🇸⚾️
@PhilosopherSto6
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28. sij |
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Pineapple on pizza. Not only an impeachable offense, but capital punishment is an option. ;)
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Lord Flossington VII
@flossman
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Pistols. At. Dawn. 🧐😡
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