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1787: We should probably have .... like ... three federal crimes. pic.twitter.com/mYtB15cEJS
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1790: Okay, a few more. What if non-pirates want to hide or entertain pirates? Can't have that. pic.twitter.com/vOYRBp32J0
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A Crime a Day
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1974: Wait.... what if people want to misuse a cartoon owl's likeness? Or his slogan? pic.twitter.com/7vRMYGv2Vu
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1993: WHAT IF AMERICA CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHERE TO PUT THEIR ATHLETE'S FOOT CREAM!? pic.twitter.com/TLiKMVNgRu
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2018: Nobody's eating dogs and cats. Right? ARE PEOPLE EATING DOGS AND CATS?! Dammit. pic.twitter.com/GN3p5mTrXV
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17. ruj |
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Happy Constitution Day.
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Fifth Dentist
@DentistNo5
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17. ruj |
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Shucks, piracy is still out.
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GarrettMichaelHayes
@GMHForLiberty
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17. ruj |
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The fact that piracy is still illegal is how I know the government isn't serious about tackling Global Warming (aka Climate Change).
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Prophet of Loss
@prophet_of_loss
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17. ruj |
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The "Necessary and Proper" clause helps too.
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SerpentHauntedSea
@TheGreenAnd
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18. ruj |
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I love your work in general, but today's are copper-bottomed, gold-tipped A-1 jokes
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Still sad. Still in a chair.
@imgooley01
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Can't say I disagree
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