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CS Book Life
I like girls and books. My blood type is caffeine +. Share sarcasm, not pizza. I retweet – a lot.
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R D Ronald 20h
Greater than 90% of guests at the hotel are over 60. It's like being trapped in an episode of Golden Girls.
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Father Drinks McGee 21h
Autocorrect changed "Juggler" to "Juggalo" and now there's way too much Meth at my kid's birthday party.
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R D Ronald Sep 15
Linguists rediscover forgotten words (one in particular) that sum up modern day life
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bry Sep 18
Every time I read an inspirational tweet, I quickly come up with a self-depreciating thought to avoid becoming inspired.
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Snowball Promo Sep 15
Bespoke marketing to see your book carried by the Snowball Effect to greater levels of literary success
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Paprika Sep 10
Being tolerant doesn't mean I have to like something, it just means I have to not stab it.
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R D Ronald Sep 18
Friendship Bar and Cafe, Paphos. Ironically with the most hostile looking waitress known to mankind. How very quaint.
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🆂🅲🅾🆃🆃 Sep 8
WebMD said I probably caught it from you.
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R D Ronald Sep 15
Yep, all checked off. Pretty much ready to go on now...
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Paprika Sep 12
What do I do now that I've met every person on Twitter? Is there like a rehab or something?
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R D Ronald Sep 15
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Father Drinks McGee Aug 27
Coors Light: Both the cause and the cure of your yeast infection.
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R D Ronald Sep 15
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Chels Sep 11
I actually had a really happy childhood which explains nothing
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R D Ronald Sep 15
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Girl On Tapas 💚 Sep 12
No one ever warns you that you might end up marrying someone who decides to start asking, "Feeling Frisky?"
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R D Ronald Sep 14
WTF, I think this tomato is a little too pleased to see me...
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Pouty Perfection Sep 13
Apple IPhone 10????? I still use a Samsung S4, if anyone is looking for a girl who lives life on the edge 😂
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Pedro Zapatero Aug 3
I've taken the high road and the low road and found it's best to just stay home.
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R D Ronald Aug 20
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