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Crap Taxidermy Jul 19
Friday night vs Saturday morning...
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Crap Taxidermy Jul 16
“I swear to Cod, if that plankton forecast isn’t on my desk by end of play, you’re fucking fired Mike!”
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Crap Taxidermy Jul 16
When your Dad is telling you everything the light touches is your kingdom but you can see Doncaster in the distance...
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Crap Taxidermy Jul 16
"Lieutenant Dan, you got new Legs."
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Crap Taxidermy Jul 13
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Crap Taxidermy Jul 11
When you’re leaving the staff toilets after dropping off some stinking bum baguettes and somebody walks past to go in...
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Crap Taxidermy Jul 5
When you’re trying to have a lie in but the kids have other ideas...
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Crap Taxidermy Jun 25
When you're hungover and you need to get water...
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Crap Taxidermy Jun 24
Apologies for taking the piss out of anybody who has ever stuffed a Tibetan Sand Fox. Seems you were right on the money all along.
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Spaghephanie Jun 10
Tory leadership candidates as taxidermy: a thread.
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Crap Taxidermy Jun 4
When you’re walking and somebody steps on the back of your shoe...
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Crap Taxidermy Jun 1
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Crap Taxidermy Apr 24
When you’re back at work after a long weekend and you’re trying to look interested in whatever shite some customer is banging on about...
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Crap Taxidermy Apr 24
When you go to somebody's house for the first time and it says "Live, laugh and love" on one of the walls somewhere...
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Crap Taxidermy Apr 22
Felt cute, might delet later IDK...
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Crap Taxidermy Apr 21
When the bank holiday weekend booze is taking its toll but you aren’t about to quit...
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Crap Taxidermy Mar 28
Deluxe gaming version will be available as soon as I find a roadkill Ferret...
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Crap Taxidermy Mar 21
Just another 94% funding to go! The second book "Crap Taxidermy - Carrion Regardless" can now be preordered at: Its a kickstarter so get your hands in your pockets, the quicker it meets its target the quicker I'll stop banging on about it. Deal.
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Crap Taxidermy Mar 18
Exclusive first pictures of the new live action Lassie movie by
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Crap Taxidermy Mar 18
Shut up and take my money! 💵
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