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Cow Momma
Mother of Bhakts, Bigoted Sanghis, Virat Hindus & other sundry creatures | Likes to mock her children| Instagram | Alternate Twitter:
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Cow Momma May 23
Replying to @effacing_richa
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Cow Momma May 23
I'm going off for now. Will be back on 5th June. Planning to start an Educational Initiative on Twitter, where I will teach about the India a lot of us clearly are unaware of. If there are any topics you'd like me to cover, please let me know.
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Cow Momma May 23
Welcome to Erdogan's Turkey. Hope your stay here in pleasant.
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Cow Momma May 23
Welcome to the seaside It's been occupied Burrow to the bottom And behold! The mother lode Of black and gold - Sivert Høyem
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Cow Momma May 22
Replying to @aloftydirewolf
Haven’t I already?
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Cow Momma May 22
Replying to @_shaikhAsm
The book is far better. But for this one dialogue I always felt the movie caught the emotion much better.
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Cow Momma May 22
"Where shall I go? What shall I do?" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.” - Gone with the Wind. (Movie)
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Cow Momma May 22
Any similarity of the former to Arnab is purely coincidental.
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Cow Momma May 21
The entire conduct of Elections in this country has come under suspicion. The ECI refuses to address specific concerns, instead merely reiterating 'All is well.' Never before has this happened in the history of Independent India. This is what a 56" govt. gave us. Cheers.
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Cow Momma May 19
Did you guys seriously expect any to NOT show a majority for BJP? 🤔 I mean why is everyone surprised? Do you really think they have EVER been reliable, impartial and fair? 🤔
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Cow Momma May 18
Which one is prettier? 🤔 vs
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Cow Momma May 18
The Cat trying to seem innocent after gobbling up half a dozen mice.
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Cow Momma May 11
Find me a decent Sanghi. In return, I'll teach you how to make soap from Gomutra. For FREE.
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Cow Momma May 11
ISRO: We can’t land a probe on the sun. It’s too hot. Modiji: I’m not an expert, but I have a suggestion for your problem. ISRO:...🤔 Modiji: Lets just go at night. The sun is dark then. Simple.
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Cow Momma May 12
Ingrates! You haven't even wished me on this 🙁
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Cow Momma May 12
Replying to @sambajaj
haha, can you believe honestly I hadn't read that? It's from that famous meme. 😆 Great minds think alike I guess. 🤪 Anyway, keep up the good work.
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Cow Momma May 11
ISRO: We can’t land a probe on the sun. It’s too hot. Modiji: I’m not an expert, but I have a suggestion for your problem. ISRO:...🤔 Modiji: Lets just go at night. The sun is dark then. Simple.
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Cow Momma May 11
Who needs engineers and other experts when we have Modiji. 🙏🏻 Maybe we should have him give tips to ISRO. Gaganyaan will be ready to fly tomorrow if Modiji just puts his mind to it. Genius. Really. Wah Modiji Wah!
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Cow Momma May 11
Replying to @Cow__Momma
Constituency*
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Cow Momma May 11
For those who are voting tomorrow, If you love your Cow Momma, you'll make sure the Vile No.1 party won't win from your constiuency. And DO NOT for any reason fail to vote. End the Raj of Fake Forwards. 🙂 ✌️ Yours Mooingly, Momma.
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