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Corporate Mess
A bitch, not a baller. She/her.
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Corporate Mess 18m
Great question
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Corporate Mess 36m
You’d think.
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Corporate Mess 42m
It’s in case I ever use “work time” for school (which I can’t/won’t) and for possible future positions after I obtain the degree.
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Corporate Mess 1h
Replying to @strugglesaurus
Yeah, why not? Let your hoe self shine. He’s gotta love you for you, girl.
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Corporate Mess 1h
Replying to @Surfdudeken03
This is great 😂
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Corporate Mess 1h
Replying to @Corporate_Mess
*came Fuck, I cannot type today!
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Corporate Mess 1h
Teammate: “You travel a lot. Are you familiar with the metric system yet? Do you have a favorite unit of measurement?” Me: “Yeah. Fuck ton.” Him: “Um. What?” Me: “A metric fuck ton. That’s my favorite.” Him: “I hate you so much. That was so unhelpful.” 😂🤷🏻‍♀️
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Corporate Mess 1h
VP just cane out of his office and basically told us all to STFO. 🤣🤷🏻‍♀️ Trainers are loud, chatty people.
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Corporate Mess 1h
I made the mistake of reading American news instead of my usual international news. That lasted less than 5 minutes. I’m done. 🤮
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Corporate Mess 1h
Replying to @blawlawlaw
I’m 32, not married, no kids, and I have a will. 👍🏻
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Corporate Mess 1h
Replying to @mikeyburm
Gatlinburg/Nashville? Sedona, AZ? Vegas?
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Corporate Mess 2h
Replying to @mikeyburm
How far are you willing to go? Domestic or foreign?
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Corporate Mess 2h
Replying to @Corporate_Mess
*I’d My memoir will not have a typo in the title.
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Corporate Mess 3h
The bureaucratic red tape for work to approve my Masters courses is unreal. I’m so sick of it all. And they’re not even paying for my degree!
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Corporate Mess 3h
If prefer to be at home with my cats.* *Probably the title of my future memoir
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Corporate Mess 3h
Replying to @OldLaceStarlet
E. IDGAF about anything.
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Corporate Mess 4h
Work Ex-Husband sent this in our group chat this morning for me. 😂😂😂
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Corporate Mess 12h
In the words of ’s display name... je m’en calisse. There. There’s my French for tonight.
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Corporate Mess 12h
Okay. I’m done venting. I love him, but fuck. If I want to come home from work and do absolutely nothing sometimes, I’m allowed to do just that. I’m not and never will be on someone else’s schedule.
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Corporate Mess 12h
Replying to @Corporate_Mess
It’s great that you can go on another vacation, work on a third Masters degree, and not have to worry about medical bills. Also, your 10 minutes in the gym for PT and daily walking don’t count as workouts. So get off my ass about it.
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