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Jeremy Corbin MP, Prime Ministerial Parody
Some of my best friends are Jews. Then again, the rest are genocidal antisemites (PARODY)
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Jeremy Corbin MP, Prime Ministerial Parody Aug 14
If you’re one of my many MPs who knows I’m a Jew-hater, yet did nothing; outsourced Parliament to a referendum yet scorned the outcome; gambled the house by refusing any deal-yet bemoaned Boris’ mob as fascists knowing your stupidity put him in power: dry your eyes. Daddy’s here.
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Jeremy Corbin MP, Prime Ministerial Parody 19h
My ‘Government of National Unity’ ploy has been a huge success as the idea of me as PM has flushed out that A) Lib Dems know I will toxify their brand B) Labour MPs really do not care about my antisemitism C) I’m a racist enemy of Britain whom no-one will touch with a barge pole.
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Jeremy Corbin MP, Prime Ministerial Parody 18h
MEDICAL UPDATE: Dr.Asajew of the Jesus Murdered Hospital said: “Chris Williamson was admitted with a broken bone in his body which unexpectedly turned out to be antisemitic. The bone fills his skull & closely resembles a brain but no change is expected following its removal.”
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Jeremy Corbin MP, Prime Ministerial Parody 16h
As it is now policy to only employ people who know nothing and do as they’re told, please ignore everything Mike says, as he used to be in charge of our disciplinary processes and actually knows what he’s talking about.
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Jeremy Corbin MP, Prime Ministerial Parody Aug 16
It’s the middle of the month so just a quick reminder that it’s that time when I switch from Remain to Leave-but don’t worry, Remainers, I’ll be back in September!
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Jeremy Corbin MP, Prime Ministerial Parody Aug 16
Regarding my leadership of a government of unity, I am appalled that anyone would regard my support for genocidal antisemites, encouraging the deaths of British soldiers, support for Venezuelan economics or my ambiguity over the Salisbury poisonings as some kind of bar.
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Jeremy Corbin MP, Prime Ministerial Parody 18h
MEDICAL UPDATE: Dr.Asajew of the Jesus Murdered Hospital said: “Chris Williamson was admitted with a broken bone in his body which unexpectedly turned out to be antisemitic. The bone fills his skull & closely resembles a brain but no change is expected following its removal.”
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Jeremy Corbin MP, Prime Ministerial Parody 19h
My ‘Government of National Unity’ ploy has been a huge success as the idea of me as PM has flushed out that A) Lib Dems know I will toxify their brand B) Labour MPs really do not care about my antisemitism C) I’m a racist enemy of Britain whom no-one will touch with a barge pole.
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Jeremy Corbin MP, Prime Ministerial Parody Aug 16
I’ve watched the brilliant TV series about the Chernobyl nuclear accident and like everyone else am appalled by how whistleblowers are celebrated.
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Jeremy Corbin MP, Prime Ministerial Parody Aug 14
I support proposals for a collaborative, compromise government of national unity that will temporarily make me the absolute ruler of this country forever.
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Jeremy Corbin MP, Prime Ministerial Parody Aug 16
My Mother was at Cable Street, my Dad was at Peterloo, and they were both at Tolpuddle where they got Watt Tyler’s autograph.
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Jeremy Corbin MP, Prime Ministerial Parody Aug 16
Exactly -and I’m sure you’d be fine with me looking at a mural depicting black people as naked savages raping white girls and saying it should stay up, or laying a wreath for a white supremicist who massacred the Jamaican Olympics team. It’s a bit of prejudice, is all.
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Jeremy Corbin MP, Prime Ministerial Parody Aug 16
Fabulous we can now at to the list of those like and who have come out as politicians who were just faking concern for the UK Jewish community.
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Jeremy Corbin MP, Prime Ministerial Parody Aug 16
It’s the middle of the month so just a quick reminder that it’s that time when I switch from Remain to Leave-but don’t worry, Remainers, I’ll be back in September!
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Jeremy Corbin MP, Prime Ministerial Parody Aug 16
Exactly -and I’m sure you’d be fine with me looking at a mural depicting black people as naked savages raping white girls and saying it should stay up, or laying a wreath for a white supremicist who massacred the Jamaican Olympics team. It’s a bit of prejudice, is all.
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Jeremy Corbin MP, Prime Ministerial Parody Aug 16
Bootylicious indeed.
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Jeremy Corbin MP, Prime Ministerial Parody Aug 16
Fabulous we can now at to the list of those like and who have come out as politicians who were just faking concern for the UK Jewish community.
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Jeremy Corbin MP, Prime Ministerial Parody Aug 16
Bootylicious indeed.
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Jeremy Corbin MP, Prime Ministerial Parody Aug 16
Regarding my leadership of a government of unity, I am appalled that anyone would regard my support for genocidal antisemites, encouraging the deaths of British soldiers, support for Venezuelan economics or my ambiguity over the Salisbury poisonings as some kind of bar.
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Jeremy Corbin MP, Prime Ministerial Parody Aug 7
URGENT CLARIFICATION: can confirm that what’s made me unassailable is not but about 200,000 wealthy old boomers on final salary pensions with mortgages paid, living in Muswell Hill, Highgate & Islington, acting out no-risk fantasy socialism.
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