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Conan O'Brien
The voice of the people. Sorry, people.
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Conan O'Brien 22h
President Trump didn’t pardon the whole turkey, just the white meat.
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Conan O'Brien Nov 20
This week, 90% of all calls and texts are men contacting women in their past to say, "Are we cool?"
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Conan O'Brien Nov 19
A few months ago while in Israel, I met a man named Ofer Aloni. He shared a moving story about the loss of his daughter and a song he co-wrote about her with . It's called "The Power to Choose Life." Please take a listen.
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Conan O'Brien Nov 19
Starting to think I shouldn't have ordered a hot sauce called "Satan's Butthole."
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Conan O'Brien Nov 18
I gave blood today. It's more fun when it's on purpose.
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Conan O'Brien Nov 17
I like to think of myself as “The Blind Woman’s Ryan Gosling.”
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Conan O'Brien Nov 16
Took what I thought was a private hike with my friend . Now I see this. Sad.
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Conan O'Brien Nov 16
cinema quality graphics will make your flat screen so irrelevant, you won’t even mind when I destroy it. Download @ to play on your phone.
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Conan O'Brien Nov 16
Fall in LA, when the trees get work done to look like they’ve changed color.
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Conan O'Brien Nov 15
I’m starting to think this bobblehead on my desk is nothing but a “yes-man.”
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Conan O'Brien Nov 14
“I’m sure those two drunk guys with knives at the end of the bar will work this out peacefully.” – (Kim Jong Un/Trump Metaphor Tweet)
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Conan O'Brien Nov 13
Me, after my Uber driver asked, “What’s Andy really like?”
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Conan O'Brien Nov 12
I believe that when we die, we all become podcasts.
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Conan O'Brien Nov 11
I'm ready for the all-female reboot of America.
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Conan O'Brien Nov 10
Dumbest move of my life: taking a Lyft from NY back to LA. Toyota Yaris.
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Conan O'Brien Nov 9
Thanks to Will Ferrell and for coming all the way to to talk about Boston.
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Conan O'Brien Nov 9
I saw the most beautiful thing in Manhattan today: a Chase Bank giving birth to a litter of baby Chase Banks.
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Conan O'Brien Nov 8
Honored to have President join me at The .
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Conan O'Brien Nov 8
Gorgeous New York City! How I have missed your empty apartments owned by Russians laundering money.
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Conan O'Brien Nov 8
Thanks to Jon Stewart for helping me launch my campaign to benefit . Enter to be my co-host for a night @
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