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You arrive at a gate with two guards.
Guard 1: Halt, traveler. You must solve our riddle to continue.
Guard 2: ʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵉ ᵍᵒ
G1: ONE of us only tells the truth. The other only tells LIES.
G2: jesus christ, Daniel, I said I was sorry.
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PoderFW
@saintcatherine
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Never funny to use the Lord's name in vain. Never.
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Zikolvines🕗
@zikolvines
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12. sij |
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jesus christ, Daniel, I said I was sorry
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Damion Schubert, Dark Warlord of Game Design
@ZenOfDesign
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12. sij |
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I posted this in Facebook and apparently my friends are nerdy enough to try to solve the riddle based on this information
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Nick
@nmykita
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13. sij |
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I've known the answer ever since I saw it in Doctor Who.
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🦨 Ren Leaf 🦨
@SknqNine
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13. sij |
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me: "Uh...can I get that riddle?"
G1: "Of course. If I have lunch left over in the fridge, and SOMEONE not naming names throws it out-"
G2: "FOR FUCKS SAKE, I thought it was OLD, Daniel! Like the carbonara, which CERTAINLY didn't have mushrooms when it was COOKED"
me: .___.;;;
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🔞Sleepy Maria
@valkyrie_maria
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“Didn’t have mushrooms when it was cooked” imma steal that for personal use 🤣
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Tomboktu
@Tomboktu
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From the Humour in Uniform column in the Reader's Digest, back in the day:
Male Sentry at WAAF base, just before curfew: Halt! Who goes there?
WAAF Aircraftwoman: If you think I'm going to say 'friend' after what you tried last night, you've got another thing coming.
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Jeb Wrench Winter Pun
@JEBWrench
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Wait so then G2 didn't apologize no wonder Daniel is still upset poor guy I'm gonna ask Daniel to get some lattes
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