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Comedy Club 4 Kids
Cracking entertainment for everyone 6+. The best comedians on the circuit doing what they do best... but without the rude bits!
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Comedy Club 4 Kids 23m
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Replying to @ImLeeKyle
For goodness sake, Lee! The CURSE!
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Replying to @BenVanDerVelde
I hope you told him the truth: 2 year olds who won't mind their own business.
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Ben Hilarious November Nickname Van Der Velde 7h
Today I hit one of those proper parenting milestones. For the first time, apropos of absolutely nothing, my 2 year old turned to me and asked "Daddy, what do dragons eat?"
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Saladin Ahmed 11h
TIL Joseph Ducreux (the french painter whose self-portrait became a meme a few years back) did a whole series of these and I'm dying
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ava 10h
crying over this lynda barry comic again
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Comedy Club 4 Kids 7h
God, this looks like your doing!
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Comedy Club 4 Kids 9h
Replying to @RobotKemp
Felicidades! 🦉🎉
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Hipster Sasquatch, Count Every Vote! 18h
Replying to @valfrogkamen
OH MY GOD IT'S FOR REAL
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Val Nov 22
sea urchins protect themselves by putting rocks and shells on their "heads" so apparently if u give them tiny hats they will put them on and wear them
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Eddie Robson 10h
It was Christmas Jumper Day at the 10yo's school today and now he's home and doing his piano lesson over Zoom in his Christmas jumper looking like Andy Williams
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Comedy Club 4 Kids 12h
Replying to @watsoncomedian
Once was second in a VERY SMALL bookshop queue to get Terry Jones' signature, and the couple in front let me go first so it would be a genuine fan up top, confessing they were only there cos they didn't know him and thought that was funny. TERRY JONES. Queuers can be idiots.
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Comedy Club 4 Kids 15h
They are good guys. Generally.
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Replying to @SoozUK
"Slightly passive aggressive move from that quokka," I muse, before waking up that bit more.
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Comedy Club 4 Kids Nov 22
Replying to @Scriblit
Haaaaaaa.
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Comedy Club 4 Kids Nov 22
Replying to @malki
Why is the cat's fur constantly in danger of falling down like vicar farce trousers, what is wrong with the tiny tiger, waargh?
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Comedy Club 4 Kids Nov 22
Heh, kids like the PICTURES and the AIRPLANE SEATS and the cool BOOTH UNDER THE STAIRS and never remembering why Adam & Eve might be painted with no PANTS ON.
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Comedy Club 4 Kids Nov 22
Heh, we do our workshops in there (and will again, after all this, yes yes yes) and SOME of the parents are amazed to be in there in daylight hours, immediately transported back to a reverie of nights out their kids can NEVER know about.
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Comedy Club 4 Kids Nov 22
Well Jessica Hynes is a time-traveller.
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Comedy Club 4 Kids Nov 22
Replying to @jlukeroberts
On Stroctly, yis?
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