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Colin
Failure is hilarious, that's why I'm a comedian. Actor, USC. Editor-in-Chief
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Colin Feb 19
Replying to @realbigv1
just a patriot, nothing more
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Colin Feb 19
Replying to @ColinMcIsaac
45) Donald Trump frequently has Russians pee on him, both figuratively and literally
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Colin Feb 19
Replying to @ColinMcIsaac
40) More Presidents have fallen victim to gun violence than taken preventative action against it 41) ^That's Reagan 42) Bill Clinton plays a mean saxophone 43) George W. Bush destroyed the Middle East and now he paints dogs 44) Barack Obama was a founding member of The Choom Gang
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Colin Feb 19
Replying to @ColinMcIsaac
35) Ted Cruz has nothing to do with the Kennedy Assassination 36) LBJ named his own penis "Jumbo" 37) Nixon was definitely a crook 38) lmao i forgot about Gerald Ford 39) Jimmy Carter builds nice homes for the poor
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Colin Feb 19
Replying to @ColinMcIsaac
30) Calvin Coolidge was President #30 31) Herbert Hoover never saw Lord of the Rings 32) FDR mostly beat Hitler 33) Harry Truman kinda beat Hitler a little 34) Eisenhower's high school basketball shorts were way too small, don't ask me how I know
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Colin Feb 19
Replying to @ColinMcIsaac
26) I got extra credit on my US History final for saying Teddy Roosevelt invented competitive eating 27) William Howard Taft was the fattest President 28) Woodrow Wilson was the fattest 28th President 29) Warren G. Harding got hella Teapot Dome in the Oval Office
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Colin Feb 19
Replying to @ColinMcIsaac
22) Grover Cleveland was President twice 23) Grover Cleveland wasn't President here 24) Knock knock, Grover's back 25) That's enough now Grover
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Colin Feb 19
Replying to @ColinMcIsaac
17) Andrew Johnson was illiterate until age 17 18) The next four Presidents all have middle initials 19) The name Rutherford's definitely making a comeback 20) Jim Davis created Garfield to profit from licensing fees, not to make America smile 21) Chester A. Arthur is in Futurama
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Colin Feb 19
Replying to @ColinMcIsaac
12) Zachary Taylor was President #12 13) Millard Fillmore was President #13 14) Who the hell is Franklin Pierce this is definitely the first I've heard of him 15) James Buchanan died 16) okay Abe Lincoln was STILL pretty racist you guys, have you read those debate transcripts??
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Colin Feb 19
Replying to @ColinMcIsaac
6) John Quincy Adams is the name of a President 7) fuck Andrew Jackson 8) Martin Van Buren was nicknamed "little magician" 9) William Henry Harrison died in office 10) John Tyler never listened to Beastie Boys 11) James K. Polk was not part horse
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Colin Feb 19
Replying to @MiamiIntlAir
makin lunch now but there’s more on the way
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Colin Feb 19
45 Presidential Fun Facts! 1) George Washington was President #1 2) John Adams was President #2 3) Thomas Jefferson wore a silly wig while cementing a race-based caste system that belies the American Dream to this day 4) James Madison was President #4 5) lmao monroe is a loser
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mia nicole kundert Feb 18
who is traitor joe,,,,. ...........what did he do ...please help my yoga class is bullying me
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Colin Feb 18
just saw Doctor Strange, and not to be obnoxious, but it is TOO strange
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Colin Feb 15
Replying to @MiamiIntlAir
well did you answer
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Colin Feb 15
Republicans are uniformly responsible for the mindless slaughter of hundreds of thousands of Americans. The same people who protect the gun epidemic by blaming it on mental health are slashing mental health resources to the bone. Let's call this what it is: Evil.
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Colin Feb 15
Replying to @Kotaku @MiamiIntlAir
for your research
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Lemon Feb 12
RT if you're not afraid to have a picture of God on your timeline
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Colin Feb 14
Do you believe in love?
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Colin Feb 14
House Republican: Child rapists are cool as long as they also commit white collar crimes against the poor Principled House Republican: Hmm, yes… sounds… principled House Democrat: I for one disagree, but that’s the beauty of America! *sick harmonica solo as the country burns*
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