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Colin
Some dogs are too cool for Heaven | Actor, Comedian | LA/Boston
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Jonathan Woyshner Jun 17
The hero we need but don't deserve. Please retweet!
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Colin 16h
I am also a human thumb so my dad would have a lot of questions
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gaychel Jun 19
before you unfollow me, you’re legally obligated to dm me the tweet that sent you over the edge
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Colin Jun 21
Replying to @davidvkimball
thanks but i just think his head is weird
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Mike Birbiglia Jun 20
Today was my birthday. No gifts please. But if you like me and you're into reuniting families, maybe kick 5 or 10 bucks to the good people here. Or maybe more. Or just retweet. I'll give a dollar for every RT.
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billy eichner Jun 20
This will always be the administration that ripped children away from parents, even children with mental & physical disabilities. They didn’t stop until shouted at from every corner of the globe, telling them they are inhumane. But that is who they are - and they’ll do it again.
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Colin Jun 20
Me: THE BOURGEOISIE SHALL PAY WITH THEIR LIVES FOR THEIR MINDLESS FRIVOLITIES Mom: Hi sweetie :)) could I please pay you to babysit your own dog? 💖 Me: Ahhh but of course my dear Mummie. With this I shall acquire my eleventh DS *PictoChats a penis on Jeff Bezos’ head*
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Colin Jun 20
yea i’m DTF - Down - To - overthrow the Federal government
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Jackson Proskow Jun 19
NEW: I just spoke with the former head of US Immigration & Customs Enforcement (ICE) – He tells me that he expects hundreds of separated children will never be reunited with their parents. They will be lost in the system. Orphaned by the US Govt'.
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ClickHole Jun 19
Police Or Army: Who Wore It Better?
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Colin Jun 19
Replying to @ColinMcIsaac
That was privileged denialist bullshit since day one. We have an egregious humanitarian crisis on our hands that Trump openly signaled would happen, by the way, WHEN HE ANNOUNCED HIS CAMPAIGN! Ignoring evil, and especially dismissing it as idiocy, makes you complacent. Send tweet
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Colin Jun 19
Honestly fuck ANYONE who looks at this administration and thinks "at least it's good for comedy!"
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Colin Jun 17
you’re all three of these and i’m the farty mouth one
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Colin Jun 17
At 8:54 AM, my mom asked my dad “are you drinking yet or are you waiting a few more minutes?”
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Colin Jun 17
Replying to @kylieisntfunny
those em dashes are a power move
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Ryan Sesselman Jun 9
She’s tough. But she’s worth it
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Colin Jun 12
OH MY GOD IT ALL CAME TRUE
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Colin Jun 12
Replying to @RoPanuganti
He does your taxes shockingly well, like not only can he perform elaborate calculations completely in his head, but he’s thoughtful and meticulous and you would definitely hire him as an accountant if the experience didn’t make you the close personal friends it did
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Colin Jun 12
Replying to @Nothingjustgo
thanks i cope by tweeting nonchalantly
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Colin Jun 12
sorry but if this works i’m tweeting a LOT more wishes in the future
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