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Cole A.
This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed
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Cole A. 4h
Replying to @salwiththepasta
Straight up thought it was a load of bread when I saw it
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Cole A. 17h
I keep wanting them to stop and they just don’t 😰
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Cole A. 22h
Anything to avoid cutting back on private jet use :/
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🏳️‍🌈 Kate 🏳️‍🌈 Aug 21
The rich: - Fly on private jets everywhere - Make billion dollar industry deals - Own the companies that dump poison into the oceans Media: The poor: - Eats a burger Media: "Wow thanks for killing the planet, dick."
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Cole A. Aug 24
Replying to @Jack_OutTheBox
I thought I blocked this stupid phrase wtf
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hasanabi Aug 23
thank god the right wing are never triggered and totally love free speech
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Cole A. Aug 24
Replying to @StayGoldPam
Too much boba, not enough good ramen :(
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Cole A. Aug 24
Replying to @maryymariiee
Tbh this goes for most things, like “living”
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Cole A. Aug 23
Replying to @annakhachiyan
TIL I’ve been gen X all along
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Anna Khachiyan Aug 23
Boomers overinvested in personality Gen Xers cultivated an ironic detachment toward personality Millennials were constantly told they had personality so they never bothered to develop one Zoomers don’t believe in personality
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yes, explain the TOS to our webmaster, chucklefuck Aug 22
every fucking scumbag who doesn’t want you to notice how shitty your life has gotten wants you to spend the rest of your days running from jokes you made when you were 20 or looking for someone else’s. we don’t have to play this game
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Cole A. Aug 23
Replying to @maryymariiee
Hinge is good if you’re in a major city or metro, but in Riverside it blows.
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Cole A. Aug 23
Replying to @themandalorian
Well, looks like I have another streaming bill to... not pay lol
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Cole A. Aug 23
Replying to @salwiththepasta
Dang dang dang skeet skeet skeet
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Cole A. Aug 23
Replying to @meen_bean
It had to have been a big bird, it was like a pound of food 😰 (in which case they can have it)
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Cole A. Aug 23
To the person that stole the lunch I forgot on top of my car this morning I hope you liked it, it’s been sitting there since 5am 😂
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Cole A. Aug 22
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Cole A. Aug 22
Replying to @willmenaker
Isn’t being jailed for debt literally against an amendment? Wtf
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Cole A. Aug 21
Sour Patch Kids are better than every candy ever
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Cole A. Aug 21
Thank you for your service, Big Boss! Colonel Volgin would never have met his demise if it weren’t for you! 🇺🇸🇺🇸
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