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Clyde the Tortoise
I contain multitudes and infinite talent. Also lettuce. mostly lettuce.
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Clyde the Tortoise Jul 19
Please stop comparing Mitch McConnell to a tortoise. He does not represent my community.
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Clyde the Tortoise May 23
Replying to @Elementary_CBS
I look so handsome in all of these...
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Elementary May 23
Happy ! 🐢 14 Facts You Didn't Know About Clyde:
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Clyde the Tortoise May 23
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Clyde the Tortoise May 21
DO 👏 NOT 👏 DOUBT 👏 JOAN 👏 WATSON
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Clyde the Tortoise May 21
I know things are tense right now, but I just want to say that I appreciate all of the times Joan Watson wore suits this season.
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Clyde the Tortoise May 21
Replying to @lindy21inky
It's more implied. 'Pinky promise' for those without phalanges is more of a 'sworn word' type of deal.
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Clyde the Tortoise May 21
(Godzilla is my nickname)
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Elementary May 21
This season marked a major achievement for : 100 episodes! Take a look back at the celebration:
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Clyde the Tortoise May 21
Never discount the power of the double pinky promise
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Clyde the Tortoise May 13
... every time...
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Clyde the Tortoise Apr 6
guys. GUYS! 😍😱
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Elementary Apr 5
When these two get together, it's anything but . 🔍 New episode this Sunday.
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Clyde the Tortoise Mar 30
Not to be salty, but... lol
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Clyde the Tortoise Mar 5
If I had fists I'd be rhythmically pounding them on the table in delight because of the return of Kitty.
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Clyde the Tortoise Jan 29
Replying to @ClydetheTurtle
*blanc. I blame autocorrect.
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Clyde the Tortoise Jan 29
Tbh I'm still reeling from this tweet. Why do you always provoke me like this?
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Elementary Writers Jan 29
We're hoping for twenty-seven more seasons of the show. By the end, Sherlock will be an android and Clyde will be sentient.
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Elementary Dec 18
We have the perfect stocking stuffer gift: Clyde plushie! 🐢 Holiday Shopping Inspiration:
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Elementary Writers Dec 11
While I was on set, I was immediately adopted by the RADEST group of ladies… thank you Corrine, Grace & Morgan!
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