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Clyde the Tortoise
I live with a strange man who uses me as a paperweight and his babysitter. Occasionally, I crawl off to twitter.
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Clyde the Tortoise Jul 23
1) it's sold out 2) you have to SOLVE THE MYSTERY to find the location (duh)
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Elementary Writers Jul 23
Clyde will direct our Season Finale. He demanded a $40 million budget, so we’re writing lots of explosions.
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Clyde the Tortoise Jul 23
(shhhh I'm being sneaky about it)
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Elementary Writers Jul 23
He does autograph signings at local malls. I think he’s in Minnesota next week.
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Indominus Jose Jul 16
No nominations for makes me sad
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Clyde the Tortoise Jun 30
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Clyde the Tortoise Jun 16
I was going to make a Stanley Cup joke, but there were too many choices. (Congrats Blackhawks) (🏆🐢)
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Elementary Writers Jun 15
You talking to me?
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Stacey Grant Jun 15
We got my dog a toy turtle and obviously named him Clyde.
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Clyde the Tortoise May 23
🐢🐢🐢!!!
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Michael Okuda May 23
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Elissa May 14
How much money would be required to get him to commit to a Clyde/Ms Hudson spinoff called TURTLE COZIES?
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Clyde the Tortoise May 14
tbf I said I'm all about that GREEN. You took that to mean dollars instead of lettuce (not complaining tho).
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Elissa May 14
My dog wants to know if Season 4 will bring more Ms Hudson and more homemade cozies
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Clyde the Tortoise May 14
Strange hearing Keaton's work in a show not about teenage zombies...
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Elementary Writers May 14
This incredible song is by Keaton Henson. It's called "Beekeeper."
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Clyde the Tortoise May 14
On a lighter note: apparently cash4 smells???
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Clyde the Tortoise May 14
ALFREDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Clyde the Tortoise May 14
Things are getting real.
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Justin Neuman May 14
Are we going to see tonight?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
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