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Clyde the Tortoise
I contain multitudes and infinite talent. Also lettuce. mostly lettuce.
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Talk Nerdy With Us 20h
Jane Austen on Ice? HAHAHAHA🀣🀣🀣. I’m dying here.
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Elementary Apr 30
"My personality hasn't changed, Watson." The most awkward, but also sweetest hug ever! πŸ’•
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Clyde the Tortoise Apr 16
Replying to @afloodlitform
The name was Clive! I feel so happy!
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Clyde the Tortoise Mar 20
Replying to @TheKarnak
It is a joke and a meme, my friend. All’s good. ✌️
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Clyde the Tortoise Mar 20
Replying to @wgnamerica
Tho never did give me that crossover commercial with Bear the dog... I suppose that was just TOO ambitious
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Clyde the Tortoise Mar 20
Marvel: "Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history" Me:
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Clyde the Tortoise Jan 27
Throughout the turbulence of life and dishwater, Clyde Remains. Clyde Perseveres.
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Elementary Writers Jan 11
We are THRILLED to announce the premiere date for Season Six! A brand new season of arrives at 10pm on Monday, April 30th! Get pumped!
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Clyde the Tortoise Dec 28
judgejudyimpatientlytappingherwrist.gif
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Clyde the Tortoise Dec 1
Replying to @DarciaT
Kermit’s a friend of mine, how dare you
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Clyde the Tortoise Jul 19
Please stop comparing Mitch McConnell to a tortoise. He does not represent my community.
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Clyde the Tortoise Nov 23
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Clyde the Tortoise Nov 12
Sassy
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Clyde the Tortoise Nov 8
*turtle shrug emoji*
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Clyde the Tortoise Nov 8
I’ve been carrying this show since the first season what are you talking about
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Clyde the Tortoise Nov 7
Replying to @mkpleiss
It was just gonna be lettuce but the iPhone emoji keyboard is LACKING
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Clyde the Tortoise Nov 7
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Robert Hewitt Wolfe Oct 7
It took forever, but Clyde has reached his final stage of evolution. Fear him!
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Clyde the Tortoise Oct 1
Replying to @SomeOfEvrything
HAPPY BIRTHDAY πŸŽ‚πŸŽˆπŸŽ‰
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bex Sep 28
It is so funny to me that I (a nobody, a step above a twitter egg) received the 280 character limit trial thing, but (an icon, best online thing I've ever done) did not get it. Like. Who is deciding this?
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