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Clyde the Tortoise
I contain multitudes and infinite talent. Also lettuce. mostly lettuce.
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Clyde the Tortoise Dec 1
Replying to @DarciaT
Kermit’s a friend of mine, how dare you
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Clyde the Tortoise Jul 19
Please stop comparing Mitch McConnell to a tortoise. He does not represent my community.
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Clyde the Tortoise Nov 23
Happy Thanksgiving
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Clyde the Tortoise Nov 12
Sassy
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Clyde the Tortoise Nov 8
*turtle shrug emoji*
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Clyde the Tortoise Nov 8
I’ve been carrying this show since the first season what are you talking about
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Clyde the Tortoise Nov 7
Replying to @mkpleiss
It was just gonna be lettuce but the iPhone emoji keyboard is LACKING
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Clyde the Tortoise Nov 7
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Robert Hewitt Wolfe Oct 7
It took forever, but Clyde has reached his final stage of evolution. Fear him!
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Clyde the Tortoise Oct 1
Replying to @SomeOfEvrything
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂🎈🎉
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bex Sep 28
It is so funny to me that I (a nobody, a step above a twitter egg) received the 280 character limit trial thing, but (an icon, best online thing I've ever done) did not get it. Like. Who is deciding this?
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Clyde the Tortoise Sep 24
Replying to @TheShape76 @veggieBLT
⚡️💥⚡️💥⚡️💥⚡️
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Clyde the Tortoise Sep 24
Replying to @veggieBLT
(I see y'all liking this but not following through. I see you.)
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Clyde the Tortoise Sep 24
Replying to @veggieBLT
(Shameless self promotion to say: if you want my livetweet of the first episode check out )
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Clyde the Tortoise Sep 24
*rhythmically slams stubby little legs on the table* STAR TREK! STAR TREK! STAR TREK! STAR TREK! STAR TREK!
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Clyde the Tortoise Jul 19
Please stop comparing Mitch McConnell to a tortoise. He does not represent my community.
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Clyde the Tortoise May 23
Replying to @Elementary_CBS
I look so handsome in all of these...
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Elementary May 23
Happy ! 🐢 14 Facts You Didn't Know About Clyde:
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Clyde the Tortoise May 23
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Clyde the Tortoise May 21
DO 👏 NOT 👏 DOUBT 👏 JOAN 👏 WATSON
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