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Clyde the Tortoise
I contain multitudes and infinite talent. Also lettuce. mostly lettuce.
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Clyde the Tortoise Jul 27
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The Tony Awards Jun 12
The 2016 are dedicated to those affected by the events in Orlando.
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Clyde the Tortoise Jun 11
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Clyde the Tortoise Jun 11
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Clyde the Tortoise Apr 1
season five looks sick.
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Blerdy Moon Mar 27
Joan Watson is my style icon.
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Clyde the Tortoise Mar 20
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Elementary Mar 10
If 95 degrees works 4 Clyde, it works 4 us! Here are 14 facts about Clyde you need to know
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Clyde the Tortoise Mar 3
my hibernation schedule is basically: sleep, twitter, sleep, and repeat
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Clyde the Tortoise Mar 3
I still stand by my statement.
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Clyde the Tortoise Mar 3
that's actually a still from my new action thriller.
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Clyde the Tortoise Mar 3
GO FOR IT CAP'N
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Elementary Writers Mar 3
If were any prettier, she’d break the camera.
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Clyde the Tortoise Mar 3
I agree with all of the people who guess the dog did it. I don't trust an animal that well groomed.
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Clyde the Tortoise Feb 18
🍄😵🙊
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Clyde the Tortoise Feb 11
Does this mean I'm going to get added to the tvtropes page on "fridging?"
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Elaine Mayo Feb 11
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Clyde the Tortoise Feb 11
Oh wow. This is seriously amazing. You're so strong and lovely, thank you for sharing!
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Clyde the Tortoise Feb 4
hibernation snack break
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