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Clyde the Tortoise
I contain multitudes and infinite talent. Also lettuce. mostly lettuce.
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Elementary 8h
Happy Birthday to our favorite Watson, ! 🎂😍🎉 
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Clyde the Tortoise Nov 13
y'know... life comes at ya fast, so crawl slow
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Clyde the Tortoise Nov 13
chill with it
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Clyde the Tortoise Nov 13
Clyde supports refugees. ❤️💛💜💚💙
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Clyde the Tortoise Nov 13
My first instinctual answer to "What do I do?" at the 🐍🐍🐍 was "throw a pokéball at it."
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tatiana grace Nov 8
Just a friendly PSA worth tweeting, if you're sober and in recovery - don't drink or use no matter what - even if tonight feels apocalyptic.
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kelly jensen. Nov 8
To those of you utterly terrified tonight, whose lives are absolutely on edge now, you are loved, you are loved, you are loved.
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Clyde the Tortoise Nov 8
I have an "I voted" sticker on my shell. I look fabulous.
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Elementary Writers Oct 13
Fan Poll #5: "You're in need of a confidant, which non-human visitor/resident of the Brownstone might you seek out?"
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The Tony Awards Jun 12
The 2016 are dedicated to those affected by the events in Orlando.
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Clyde the Tortoise Jun 11
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Clyde the Tortoise Apr 1
season five looks sick.
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Anaïs NINa Simone Mar 27
Joan Watson is my style icon.
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Elementary Mar 10
If 95 degrees works 4 Clyde, it works 4 us! Here are 14 facts about Clyde you need to know
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Clyde the Tortoise Mar 3
my hibernation schedule is basically: sleep, twitter, sleep, and repeat
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Clyde the Tortoise Mar 3
I still stand by my statement.
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