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Clyde the Tortoise
I contain multitudes and infinite talent. Also lettuce. mostly lettuce.
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Clyde the Tortoise Apr 6
guys. GUYS! 😍😱
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Elementary Apr 5
When these two get together, it's anything but . 🔍 New episode this Sunday.
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Clyde the Tortoise Mar 30
Not to be salty, but... lol
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Clyde the Tortoise Mar 5
If I had fists I'd be rhythmically pounding them on the table in delight because of the return of Kitty.
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Clyde the Tortoise Jan 29
Replying to @ClydetheTurtle
*blanc. I blame autocorrect.
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Clyde the Tortoise Jan 29
Tbh I'm still reeling from this tweet. Why do you always provoke me like this?
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Elementary Writers Jan 29
We're hoping for twenty-seven more seasons of the show. By the end, Sherlock will be an android and Clyde will be sentient.
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Elementary Dec 18
We have the perfect stocking stuffer gift: Clyde plushie! 🐢 Holiday Shopping Inspiration:
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Elementary Writers Dec 11
While I was on set, I was immediately adopted by the RADEST group of ladies… thank you Corrine, Grace & Morgan!
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Elementary Dec 2
Happy Birthday to our favorite Watson, ! 🎂😍🎉 
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Clyde the Tortoise Nov 13
Replying to @lindy21inky
y'know... life comes at ya fast, so crawl slow
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Clyde the Tortoise Nov 13
Replying to @lindy21inky
chill with it
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Clyde the Tortoise Nov 13
Clyde supports refugees. ❤️💛💜💚💙
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Clyde the Tortoise Nov 13
My first instinctual answer to "What do I do?" at the 🐍🐍🐍 was "throw a pokéball at it."
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Clyde the Tortoise Nov 13
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tatiana Nov 8
Just a friendly PSA worth tweeting, if you're sober and in recovery - don't drink or use no matter what - even if tonight feels apocalyptic.
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Clyde the Tortoise Nov 8
I have an "I voted" sticker on my shell. I look fabulous.
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Elementary Writers Oct 13
Fan Poll #5: "You're in need of a confidant, which non-human visitor/resident of the Brownstone might you seek out?"
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The Tony Awards Jun 12
The 2016 are dedicated to those affected by the events in Orlando.
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