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Clyde the Tortoise
I contain multitudes and infinite talent. Also lettuce. mostly lettuce. / / tweets transcribed by
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Panda To The Max, Yo Feb 4
Derby names: Dead Clyde Skating? Terminating Tortoise? Clyde and Go Beat?
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Clyde the Tortoise Feb 4
hibernation snack break
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Clyde the Tortoise Feb 4
And so close to Valentine's Day too... 💔
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Lindy Ebbs Jan 21
look Clyde has wifi in the icebox :) what a grand age we live in
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Clyde the Tortoise Jan 21
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Clyde the Tortoise Jan 21
💤🐢
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Jose III Nov 19
How dare they mention but not show him?
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Clyde the Tortoise Nov 14
Sorry, guys. She's getting a lettuce pay-cut as we speak.
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Clyde the Tortoise Sep 16
Uh , why didn't I get a promo with Bear for the Person of Interest/Elementary lineup? I mean if we're talking dream crossovers...
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Clyde the Tortoise Sep 15
I pay in Twitter promos and lettuce. Also by seeing my excellence in person. Being my personal assistant is really rewarding.
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J Sep 15
Gotta keep up with weekely!!
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Clyde the Tortoise Sep 15
I have an assistant/scribe/personal slave to transcribe my tweets. Her username is , and she has thumbs, I do not.
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Lucy Liu Aug 27
Introducing the new little man in my life, my son Rockwell Lloyd Liu. In ❤️!
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Clyde the Tortoise Aug 26
🐢>>>>🐶 #🐸☕️
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Elementary Post Aug 26
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Clyde the Tortoise Aug 20
Never. I have it written into my contract.
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Clyde the Tortoise Aug 8
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Clyde the Tortoise Jul 23
1) it's sold out 2) you have to SOLVE THE MYSTERY to find the location (duh)
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Elementary Writers Jul 23
Clyde will direct our Season Finale. He demanded a $40 million budget, so we’re writing lots of explosions.
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