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Claude Chung
Freelance writer, recovering Hollywood lackey
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Claude Chung 10h
[Deep sigh] Of course...
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Planned Parenthood 13h
Condoms are like solar eclipse glasses for your... Ah, forget it. We tried. Enjoy the eclipse!
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Claude Chung Aug 18
Replying to @Alt_DeptofED
"Come and play with us, Donny. Forever and ever and ever..."
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Claude Chung Aug 18
Now Steve Bannon can spend more time trying to suck his own cock.
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Claude Chung Aug 17
A bridge too far.
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Claude Chung Aug 17
Replying to @joshtpm
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Claude Chung Aug 17
Obi-Wan KenOB/GYN: As folksy Dr. Ben, opens a private practice on Tatooine after watching Padme die in childbirth.
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Claude Chung Aug 17
Replying to @pattonoswalt
Both sides devoted followers of an Insane Clown Posse who don't understand science. Match made in Hell.
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Claude Chung Aug 17
I'd say this preliminary public focus grouping for the series is not going well.
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Claude Chung Aug 16
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Chelsea Clinton Aug 15
"We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented."-Wiesel
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Josh Marshall Aug 15
For folks trying to explain the press conference, please. Not that complicated.
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Mike Mitchell Aug 14
I've teamed up with to spread 🚫45 far and wide.
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Mark Harris Aug 13
I don't know who came up with this design...but well done.
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Claude Chung Aug 12
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shauna Aug 12
The crowd that likes to yell YOU LOST, GET OVER IT has a rather fetishistic attachment to flags of defeat.
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Claude Chung Aug 11
Replying to @VICE
It's just the ancient tradition of Prima Naughty.
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Claude Chung Aug 11
When you're in trouble in today's world, forget semaphore and go straight to metaphor. via
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Jason O. Gilbert Aug 8
It is kind of poetic that there is now a nuclear standoff between a literal Fat Man and Little Boy
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Claude Chung Aug 10
"... So let's use 'em all up! It'll be beautiful. Just tremendous."
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