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Clare's Raccoon
Part time therapist, full time Raccoon. Often sarcastic. I enjoy garbage, moonlight, and dodging traffic at night.
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Clare's Raccoon Mar 11
Thank you for an amazing show in Des Moines. Your live shows fill my soul with joy! Serious, heart spilling over joy! You killed it, as per usual. Love you!
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Clare's Raccoon Feb 8
My NY resolution was to be fearless and ask for what I want. My husband and I would love to take you to dinner when you're in Des Moines next month. We're not creepy. I don't think. (I was on TRB and did a HORRIBLE Paradise City at karaoke). Thoughts?
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Clare's Raccoon Jun 19
Not that my blessings mean much, but you have them! I couldn’t be more happy for you!!
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Clare's Raccoon 22 Feb 18
Does Stassi sleep in full make up and a luge suit?
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Clare's Raccoon 22 Feb 18
I could not be more happy for you right now.
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Clare's Raccoon 22 Feb 18
Its your final night and we need some good tv here so you all better get busy!
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Clare's Raccoon 22 Feb 18
I could really use a rage cleaner in my life. Jordan?
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Clare's Raccoon 22 Feb 18
and are relationship goals.
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Clare's Raccoon 20 Feb 18
Hey, I just puked all over. Want to make out now?
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Clare's Raccoon 20 Feb 18
Ally is demonstrating what most of America is feeling right now.
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Clare's Raccoon 20 Feb 18
My skin is crawling. And that says a lot because I am covered in fur.
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Clare's Raccoon 20 Feb 18
She doesn’t like public displays of affection. So, you know, she went on the bachelor.
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Clare's Raccoon 20 Feb 18
This whole idea is making me uncomfortable. Like, flashback to Carly and Evan and that saliva string between them uncomfortable.
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Clare's Raccoon 20 Feb 18
Honestly, this is the first moment I realized Michael was on this show.
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Clare's Raccoon 20 Feb 18
trying to steal my role as therapist here. It’s noted Harrison.
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Clare's Raccoon 20 Feb 18
Dean looks WAY too happy to be called a player.
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Clare's Raccoon 20 Feb 18
Okay. See, I KNOW is into Kevin because he got clay on her face and she just let that shit go.
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Clare's Raccoon 20 Feb 18
Ben is saying I’m not going to buy the cow before tasting the milk.
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Clare's Raccoon 20 Feb 18
Justin and that fur blanket are like
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Clare's Raccoon 20 Feb 18
Mediocrity is a prize in itself !
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