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Claire Sarcone
Mum to three beautiful kids one with aspergers love blogging, winner of Mad blog awards most inspiring blog enjoy Art, and dance. Advise on SEN matters.
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Claire Sarcone 8h
Funny Quote of the Day: "A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money." - W. C. Fields
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Claire Sarcone Aug 10
Funny Quote of the Day: "Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." - Albert Einstein
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Claire Sarcone Aug 9
Funny Quote of the Day: "Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men." - Joseph Conrad
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Claire Sarcone Aug 8
Funny Quote of the Day: "If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner." - Tallulah Bankhead
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Claire Sarcone Aug 7
Funny Quote of the Day: "It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate." - Dave Barry
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Claire Sarcone Aug 6
Funny Quote of the Day: "A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking." - Jerry Seinfeld
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Claire Sarcone Aug 4
Funny Quote of the Day: "Always make the audience suffer as much as possible." - Alfred Hitchcock
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Claire Sarcone Aug 3
Funny Quote of the Day: "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of." - Ogden Nash
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Claire Sarcone Aug 1
Funny Quote of the Day: "I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either." - Jack Benny
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Claire Sarcone Jul 31
Funny Quote of the Day: "I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well." - Robert Benchley
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Claire Sarcone Jul 30
Funny Quote of the Day: "I am a Ford, not a Lincoln." - Gerald R. Ford
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Claire Sarcone Jul 29
Funny Quote of the Day: "Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room." - Phyllis Diller
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Claire Sarcone Jul 28
Funny Quote of the Day: "The only athletic sport I ever mastered was backgammon." - Douglas William Jerrold
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Claire Sarcone Jul 27
Funny Quote of the Day: "Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey." - Malcolm de Chazal
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Claire Sarcone Jul 26
Funny Quote of the Day: "Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function." - Garrison Keillor
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Claire Sarcone Jul 25
Funny Quote of the Day: "I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat." - Will Rogers
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Claire Sarcone Jul 24
Funny Quote of the Day: "Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one." - A. J. Liebling
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Claire Sarcone Jul 23
Funny Quote of the Day: "Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint." - Don Marquis
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Claire Sarcone Jul 22
Funny Quote of the Day: "This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now." - Bob Newhart
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Claire Sarcone Jul 21
Funny Quote of the Day: "I drink to make other people interesting." - George Jean Nathan
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