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The Church Of Satan
Founded by Anton Szandor LaVey in 1966, we defined Satanism. 🤘 Please read our FAQ before asking questions. 🜏 We mute morons, lunatics & trolls. 𖤐
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The Church Of Satan 27s
Another one trying to Satansplain Satanism to the Church of Satan…
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The Church Of Satan 2m
Replying to @RevRock316
You have quite the imagination.
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The Church Of Satan 24m
Replying to @RevRock316
You don't seem to understand that Satanism is a religion. Of course it has religious trappings, that's the whole point.
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The Church Of Satan 25m
Replying to @RevRock316
There are many atheistic religions. Satanism is only one of them. You seem to be upset that no one had the idea to create a religion called Satanism before LaVey, but that's not really our problem.
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Replying to @RevRock316
We do not have a brand of Satanism. Anton LaVey was the first person to create a religion called Satanism and self apply the title. He founded the Church of Satan in 1966 and published The Satanic Bible 3 years later. Prior to 1966 "Satanist" was used only as a pejorative.
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The Church Of Satan 2h
You are here literally satansplaining Satan to the church of Satan, apparently without the self aware of how many people are pointing at you and laughing.
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The Church Of Satan 2h
We're making fun of you, can you seriously not comprehend that?
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The Church Of Satan 2h
Satanism is an atheistic religion, so saying there is a theistic type of an atheistic religion is oxymoronic. You don't seem to understand the difference between a statement of fact an an argument. Though, you don't seem to understand much else either, so not surprising.
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"theistic satanism" is an oxymoron. People who call themselves theistic satanists are just morons. You could worship a dude name Chris and call yourself a Christian if you want, but actual Christians would be perfectly justified in telling you that you were being stupid.
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The Church Of Satan 2h
You sound like a Christian calling anyone with different beliefs a Satanists, though if you worship a character from Christian mythology that explains it.
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The Church Of Satan 2h
Incorrect. People who worship pagan deities are pagans, not Satanists. There was no religion called Satanism until 1966 when it was first codified as atheistic.
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Replying to @DidrikSoderlind
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Replying to @sacredamnation
*claims not to be confused, then spends two tweets making it very clear they are totally confused.*
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The Church Of Satan 3h
Replying to @RevRock316
A few random examples of people with mental problems is not “virtually all” - again, all Satanists are atheists and all Satanists consider themselves to be Satanists. Confused Christians are not Satanists, nor representative of “virtually all” Satanists.
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The Church Of Satan 4h
Just for the record we would absolutely download a car.
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The Church Of Satan 4h
Of course. People who take themselves too seriously are miserable.
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