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Chris Siretz
🎨 Associate Art Director of the Wendy Williams Show. 💻 Contributor for 🎩 Hat enthusiast.
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Chris Siretz Jun 15
If they don’t turn those Nacho Fries commercials into a feature film I WILL BE DEVASTATED . . .
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Chris Siretz May 30
My joke journal literally just fell into the toilet....I really hope that’s not a sign of what’s to come . . .
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Chris Siretz May 30
Replying to @foxburgundy
This is the most controversial tweet I’ve seen all week.
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Chris Siretz May 27
Replying to @Ashley_Reynolds
Where’s a good Shereé wig snatch when you need it?
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Chris Siretz May 24
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Chris Siretz May 23
You all can’t really be THAT photogenic all the time right? Am I the only one with a selfie cemetery filled with double chins and about-to-sneeze faces? . . .
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Chris Siretz May 17
The body builders here at the gym are working out to “A Little Bit Alexis” too...right?
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Chris Siretz May 16
Is there any bigger insult than telling a salesperson that your waist size is a 32 only to have them raise their eyebrows and tilt their head?! . . .
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Chris Siretz May 14
Replying to @Ashley_Reynolds
His sex tape....?
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Chris Siretz May 9
🎶 The best part of waking up...is ANXIETY FUCK FUCK FUCK 🎶 . . .
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Chris Siretz May 5
You ever eat something and you’re just like...
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Chris Siretz May 4
My deepest, darkest fear is becoming a viral sensation for the way I workout . . .
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Chris Siretz May 4
Replying to @Thelnteresting
🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
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Chris Siretz May 2
We can’t all be 100% that bitch...can we? . . .
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Chris Siretz Apr 25
Replying to @michcoll
😩😩😩 I didn’t think my level of screeching and arm flailing would be appropriate for that hour!
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Chris Siretz Apr 25
I’m standing five feet away from and really want to talk about but it’s 6:30am and I feel that might be too aggressive
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Chris Siretz Apr 24
Men who wear underwear as workout shorts at the gym are the bravest individuals I know . . .
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Chris Siretz Apr 24
Replying to @BrianBalthazar
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Chris Siretz Apr 19
So it was announced that and her husband are getting divorced which means a new, hit album in 12-18 months right?! . . .
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Chris Siretz Apr 19
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