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Chris Livingston ❄️
Bachelor's degree in show and tell. Pathological multi tasker. I'm a blogger now apparently. I care about stuff:
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Chris Livingston ❄️ 6h
I think Violet went into the fruit press but I really only remember what happened to Mike. That specific example of surreal violence stuck with me for 20+ years
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Chris Livingston ❄️ 7h
The Oompa Loompas put Mike Teevee in the taffy stretcher so there's the added element of torture
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Michael Ian Black 8h
22 people shot last night at an all-night art event. Nobody’s even talking about it. Happy Father’s Day, America.
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Chris Livingston ❄️ 8h
Replying to @timheidecker
Artist: A crazy person Medium: Twitter via unsecured smartphone
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Chris Livingston ❄️ 8h
Replying to @rickygervais
The best witch hunts are the ones that find witches
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Chris Livingston ❄️ 8h
Replying to @Slate
Paul was executed for defying the Romans
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Chris Livingston ❄️ 9h
So you were masturbating while you were tweeting?
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Chris Livingston ❄️ 9h
Replying to @robertwiblin
Or insulting people with perfectly rational takes on him
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Chris Livingston ❄️ 9h
¡Viva Mexico!
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Chris Livingston ❄️ 10h
At the end of the book you find out none of them died. They were just horribly disfigured. 😀
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[adult swim] 10h
If you can't visit, at least think about him.
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Chris Livingston ❄️ 10h
Replying to @meganamram
Just the one child though. I think he might be pretty excited about never seeing Eric again
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Chris Livingston ❄️ 10h
You sound like Dinesh D'Souza circa 2015
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Chris Livingston ❄️ 10h
It's him. The tweets written by other people are slightly more articulate
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Chris Livingston ❄️ 14h
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
The second sentence does not follow logically from the claim made in the first sentence.
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Chris Livingston ❄️ 21h
Replying to @ccnomad
:)
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Chris Livingston ❄️ 21h
Replying to @ccnomad
I suppose. Thank you.
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Chris Livingston ❄️ 21h
Replying to @ccnomad
I know they've dropped dog whistle political decorum because it's apparently unnecessary. I just get discouraged sometimes that the discourse is ever going to revert to a place of sanity because the instinct of the defenders of this seems to be to dig in and double down
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Chris Livingston ❄️ 21h
Replying to @ChrisLivesArt
My grandparents are racist and they're like 20 years older than him and weren't born in Jim Crow south with given names that are straight out of antebellum Alabama
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Chris Livingston ❄️ 21h
Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III. How can you not just look at that name, realize it's the name of a person born in 1948 and not conclude, "This dude is racist as fuck."
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