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Cellian Of Conway
Senior Thegnette in the court of Donaeld The Unready
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Cellian Of Conway Mar 2
Reports of me having a heart are unfounded. More FAKE CHRONICLES!
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Cellian Of Conway Mar 1
Yes! Alternative facts give Mercians a choice, and choice = democracy. Monotruthism = communism!
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Cellian Of Conway Feb 25
Fun fact! There’s a whole futuristic parallel parody universe on twitter! Hilarious, but seems a little far-fetched
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Cellian Of Conway Feb 22
sounds like Cossack commie talk! Are you Offa in disguise?
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Cellian Of Conway Feb 21
Wonderful that is connecting with ordinary, working Mercians at Mercia-Lago! Complete coincidence all have enormous hordes.
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Cellian Of Conway Feb 21
Smile not quite terrifying enough but otherwise a good likeness!
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Cellian Of Conway Feb 20
Speculation over reality of Swindon attack just distracts from 's vital task of stopping it happening again.
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Cellian Of Conway Feb 20
Today we stand shoulder to shoulder with the burghers of Swindon. Nothing must now stand in way of and
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Cellian Of Conway Feb 19
Think you captured my good side - thanks! You should illuminate some promotional scrolls for Princess Isolda’s wares - they’re great!
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Cellian Of Conway Feb 19
Last night’s atrocity in Sweoland very real, terrifying! But lamestream scribes won’t report it! MUST make our country safe!
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Cellian Of Conway Feb 19
Mission accomplished.
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Cellian Of Conway Feb 19
No plans for to release his tithe returns. Ordinary Mercians don’t care, they just love that he’s !
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Cellian Of Conway Feb 19
Replying to @donaeldunready
To be clear, never called for a Longship Ban.
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Cellian Of Conway Feb 18
Grabbe story totally misrepresented by dishonest scribes! did not say those words. Taken out of context. Lies!
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Cellian Of Conway Feb 18
will make Mercia self-sufficient in holy water within weeks. Crusade unnecessary use of Fyrd, needed at home to eject Danes.
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Cellian Of Conway Feb 18
What makes you think I’m not already so trained!? Hast thou not seen me defending on Mornynge Jóseph?
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Cellian Of Conway Feb 18
Of course we need a ! Do YOU want to be held responsible for the next Bowlingräen? You sound like a magistrate!
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Cellian Of Conway Feb 18
Observed it (while holding nose!) but didn’t see tapestry? Ruse to add 1 reader to failing chron?
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Cellian Of Conway Feb 18
Not true, so dishonest! has full confidence in @SaenApothecary.
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Cellian Of Conway Feb 18
This is simply not true. Colf is an expensive gæm, costs many groats. Access to witans, and classified scrolls, purely coincidental
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