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Cody Morris
brewmaster alum. cursed to love seattle sports. has a strange looking dog.
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Cody Morris 4h
Replying to @SpikeFriedman
I’m sensing a trend here in his awfulness.
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Cody Morris 4h
Replying to @SpoxDHS
You all are cowards. You’ve created America’s biggest fuck up in the 21st century and you can’t even own it. No apologies. Just shifting blame. History will not be kind to you and tragically all of us for trusting your humanity.
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Cody Morris 4h
Replying to @SpoxDHS
What monster thought this Plan B was suitable? They should be out of job.
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Cody Morris 4h
Replying to @SpoxDHS @SecNielsen
So your effort to fix a broken system was to completely fuck it up and rob this country of its humanity?
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Cody Morris 7h
Replying to @tchrben @jtsweezo and 2 others
If you’re going to use Christianity as a shield for irresponsible behavior you should expect to held to a higher standard. Jesus didn’t die for you to act like a snotty jerk.
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Cody Morris 7h
Replying to @tchrben @jtsweezo and 2 others
You should apologize for ignoring the words of Jesus.
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Cody Morris 7h
Replying to @JohnTrupin
Seriously that doorway oozes pompous dick like nothing else can.
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Cody Morris 8h
Replying to @RyanDivish
Those plucky underdogs from New York might just be legit.
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Cody Morris 8h
Replying to @JohnTrupin
That’s really the entrance? Looks like they’ve really embraced that whole evil empire thing.
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Cody Morris 8h
Replying to @EthanNovak
This tweet will be used as evidence when it all goes wrong.
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Cody Morris 8h
Replying to @matthiasellis
I’m shocked they don’t just eat at Chick-fil-a to be safe.
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Cody Morris 14h
As much as Clinton lacked charisma, lord knows she wouldn’t be this petty and whiny. Trump acts like a child.
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Cody Morris 14h
I can’t believe a tweet this defensive and undignified was down by the official White House account. This is the most debased administration we’ve ever seen.
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Melissa Hope Jun 16
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Cody Morris Jun 18
Life is inherently hard, but giving in doesn’t remove that struggle it just replaces it with a different struggle. Best you can do is cherish those victories - big or small - and cherish other’s victories. That’s my takeaway from Camus’ The Plague, my go to when life is tough.
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Walter Shaub Jun 18
Mass mobilization: June 30 at 11:00 a.m. Epicenter: Lafayette Square, Washington DC. Sign up info below:
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Cody Morris Jun 18
Replying to @SpikeFriedman
The youtube comment section of global politics. He’s fucking awful.
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Cody Morris Jun 18
Replying to @jtsweezo @_DrunkViking
Yeah. You can’t publicly shame the shameless.
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Cody Morris Jun 18
The few fields (kindergarten teaching pops up immediately) where women do make the majority there is a concentrated effort to get more men. You probably just aren’t paying attention as it gets in the way of your narrative.
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Cody Morris Jun 18
Replying to @mkeitner @rockedfaces
What about all the hard working bartenders who get out of work at 4am, they often can’t get out to eat until 1pm, brunch is their only opportunity for something that resembles breakfast.
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