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Sassy, holiday baby yoda🎄
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Tori Taylor🌈 19h
After being single for the first time in almost 7 years, I’ve learned that grown ass men do not care about: - Stretch marks - Cellulite - Stubble - Blemishes - Periods - Mostly anything you’re self conscious about because an ex made you insecure. This has been a PSA.
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Sassy, holiday baby yoda🎄 8h
Replying to @Ms_Riley_Guprz
Perfection
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Sassy, holiday baby yoda🎄 9h
Oh hey, so extra virgin oil goes in as you are cooking... NOT before
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alt vsco girl 24h
My 6 year old nephew just looked at his sister and goes “we’re gonna call you Marsha, short for Marshmallow. Cuz all you do is meltdown” A true burn 😂
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Lethality Jane 12h
At a safety brief my battalion commander warned us to not go hiking unprepared because wild animals will "eat your ass". He kept repeating "eat your ass" and obviously had no idea why everyone kept laughing. Really hoping the Ops SGM (who obviously understood) clues him in.
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Sassy, holiday baby yoda🎄 12h
I swear to god
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Sassy, holiday baby yoda🎄 15h
I'm the main bitch
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Sassy, holiday baby yoda🎄 15h
Replying to @Bored_Marine @LostLT1
Yall are olds
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Sandy🍑 Dec 13
Good morning peeps. To wrap up this week: Abortion is not murder. Nobody is trying to change Santa or Christmas. No one should care what two consenting adults do in the sack. Marine Corps bootcamp should be fully integrated. Oh and humans are killing the planet.
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Sassy, holiday baby yoda🎄 Dec 12
Replying to @ski2point0 @SNAFU_Sara
What's the title ?
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Sassy, holiday baby yoda🎄 Dec 12
just regular decor over here and I love it
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Sassy, holiday baby yoda🎄 Dec 12
Replying to @MinivanPunk
They are absolutely from FL
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Sassy, holiday baby yoda🎄 Dec 12
Replying to @Gimo_4
Link??
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Sassy, holiday baby yoda🎄 Dec 12
Replying to @Readingisahobby
Yeah, but people are either just too much of a stranger, friends with the people I dont associate with anymore, allergic to cats, or some other sketchy reason
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Sassy, holiday baby yoda🎄 Dec 12
The realization that I will more than likely have to move back in with my parents is both frustrating and comforting. If anyone wants a roommate with a cat then let me know.
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Awwwww Dec 11
It must be uncomfortable to sleep like that. But after all It's a cat
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Sassy, holiday baby yoda🎄 Dec 12
Got a therapy session and a party scheduled on the same day next week. Absolutely thriving.
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Sassy, holiday baby yoda🎄 Dec 12
I know some wont care but I enjoy finishing a journal because it helps me with grief and putting things in the past. Here's to no. 15
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prinCESS of genovia Dec 12
It would be so hard for me not to call this kid Psalami
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Sassy, holiday baby yoda🎄 Dec 12
Replying to @USEmCee @TweetinJoshBe
ACCURATE
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