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Carpenter's Daughter  πŸ› 
My dad really was a carpenter. Gardener, cook, reader. Lover of animals, birds, & the NY Mets. Mob nickname: "The Baker". I block delusional trolls. ❄️
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Carpenter's Daughter  πŸ›  1h
Replying to @Scout_Finch
Whose bed is that, with the pink coverlet, roses, and ruffles? Ivanka’s?
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Carpenter's Daughter  πŸ›  6h
Replying to @EricBoehlert
I’m losing hope.
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Carpenter's Daughter  πŸ›  6h
Replying to @dominicholden
Haha, I was just thinking that
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Carpenter's Daughter  πŸ›  21h
Replying to @kylegriffin1
These effing people
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Carpenter's Daughter  πŸ›  Sep 23
Replying to @peterdaou @maureendowd
She's been unreadable for years.
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Carpenter's Daughter  πŸ›  Sep 22
Replying to @Amy_Siskind
Siri, define β€œclusterfuck”
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Carpenter's Daughter  πŸ›  Sep 21
Replying to @zilkerbark @darth
I didn’t know how much I needed this pup today.
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Carpenter's Daughter  πŸ›  Sep 21
That pup is special
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Carpenter's Daughter  πŸ›  Sep 21
Replying to @darth
Airport food purveyors have scones, Darth. Which makes perfect sense. Misery loves company.
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Carpenter's Daughter  πŸ›  Sep 21
Replying to @AoDespair
Thank you for the term β€œfuckbonnet”. Whence? At any rate, new follower.
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Carpenter's Daughter  πŸ›  Sep 21
Dude, the 5:00 is like 2 cars short. And...
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Carpenter's Daughter  πŸ›  Sep 21
Replying to @darth
Coincidental. Totally
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Carpenter's Daughter  πŸ›  Sep 21
Replying to @MPRnews
Ew
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Carpenter's Daughter  πŸ›  Sep 21
Train 1552 short cars again, Friday rush hour? Second week in a row. People standing. How are you so bad at this?
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Carpenter's Daughter  πŸ›  Sep 21
Replying to @DustinGiebel
No
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Carpenter's Daughter  πŸ›  Sep 21
They are all. So. Effing. Corrupt!
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Carpenter's Daughter  πŸ›  Sep 21
Starved to the brink, and yet he played with his toy and looked so sweet. We don’t deserve dogs.
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Carpenter's Daughter  πŸ›  Sep 21
Replying to @neiltyson
Whoa
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Carpenter's Daughter  πŸ›  Sep 21
These effing criminals
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Carpenter's Daughter  πŸ›  Sep 21
This is remarkable reporting. Hacked emails. Social media fraud. Suspected spies and outreach to Trump campaign associates. We unraveled the Russian plot to subvert the 2016 election. via
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