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Captain Ahab
To the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee!
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Donald J. Trump 1h
Wow, Mark Levin’s new book opened at #1. It is great – keep it there for a long time!
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Captain Ahab 20m
Brady is better, but kudos to Rodgers for shitting (accurately) on D&D.
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Captain Ahab 21m
Replying to @AmbassadorRice
Benghazi you disgusting pawn
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Captain Ahab 2h
Replying to @FrShame @JamesMartinSJ
I’d shit on him myself but coward has me blocked for asking if gay sex is a sin!
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Captain Ahab 5h
They always do!
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Captain Ahab 5h
Replying to @morganisawizard
Dad: 5’10 Mom: 5’9 Me: 6’2 Sup bitches
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Captain Ahab 8h
Replying to @ComfortablySmug
Let us never forget the Gospel at his funeral mass: “set into the deep”
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Captain Ahab 8h
Replying to @TwitterMoments
Worst finale since LOST. Totally ruins all of the show that preceded it. Fans are paying customers and have every right to shit post wealthy douchey writers who clearly just stopped giving a shit
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Captain Ahab 22h
Replying to @morganisawizard
To be that cow...
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Captain Ahab May 20
Replying to @stoolpresidente
Even with an extremely lowered bar failed miserably
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Captain Ahab May 20
Awful writing
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Captain Ahab May 20
D&D should be flayed alive... metaphorically speaking
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Captain Ahab May 20
Replying to @ComfortablySmug
The most relatable she’ll ever be!!! Lol 😂
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Captain Ahab May 20
Thank you for taking an explosive dump on what was once a great show. Go fuck yourselves one and all!
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Captain Ahab retweeted
MageGrayWolf May 19
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Captain Ahab May 20
Replying to @IanDunt
If i ever see you in public I will throw a milkshake at you then
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Captain Ahab May 20
Replying to @GameOfThrones
Unfortunately you dickheads gave it a very sloppy, poorly written & paced ending,
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Captain Ahab May 19
Replying to @nataliejohnsonn
🚀🚀 🚀
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Captain Ahab May 19
Replying to @jaketapper
You’re a lush if you enjoyed it
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Captain Ahab May 19
Replying to @aimerodnews
That’s probably why your husband doesn’t love you...
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