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Caleb Hurd
SRE - hacker - leader
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Caleb Hurd 2h
When the first truly autonomous car hits the market, Netflix subscriptions are going to skyrocket.
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Caleb Hurd Nov 14
Slack has revolutionized the way we interrupt each other.
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Caleb Hurd Nov 13
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Caleb Hurd Nov 13
Any name is gender neutral when impersonating your wife for a to carry out order.
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Caleb Hurd Nov 6
It is unreal how easily I forget stuff. In fact, just the other day I was washing my hands when
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Caleb Hurd Nov 5
Youth is being excited to run forward. Experience is knowing where to step.
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Caleb Hurd Nov 2
Next time you’re late to a meeting, tell them you thought you were early because of the time change and watch the chaos as everybody double checks their time zones.
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Caleb Hurd Nov 1
If only Benjamin Franklin were here to see how we harnessed the power of lightning so we can watch cat videos.
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Caleb Hurd Oct 30
If I became a US ambassador, I would bring Jenni’s Ice-cream as my gift... peace would be inevitable.
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Caleb Hurd Oct 29
Halloween costume idea; dress up as a Common Core Math problem!
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Caleb Hurd Oct 26
It’s all about... three things; Loving people. Making a difference. The Hokey Pokey.
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Caleb Hurd Oct 26
“I’m never going to use this in the real world!”... (the CEO of MoviePass talking to his high school math teacher)
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Caleb Hurd Oct 25
Simple life hack: if you work in an office environments and need more time in your day, skip showering! ... you won’t get invited to meetings anymore and nobody will interrupt you!
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Caleb Hurd Oct 24
Highways are the human version of ant trails.
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Caleb Hurd Oct 23
Replying to @jasonheadley92
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Caleb Hurd Oct 23
Kids trying to grow up too fast? Have them sit in on your IRS audit!
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Caleb Hurd Oct 22
College should just consist of one class, that would fully prepare you for your career: “Pretending like you know what you’re doing 101”
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Caleb Hurd Oct 22
My biggest fear is being nameless. - Anonymous
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Caleb Hurd Oct 21
Forget coffee... if you need your employee to kick it up a notch just schedule a meeting at 5pm with a subject of “discuss your future” and watch them kill it!
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Caleb Hurd Oct 20
Did you know that moons can have moons and they’re called moon moons? I think we should rename grandkids to kid kids.
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