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Ben π•­π–šπ–—π–—π–Žπ–˜
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Ben π•­π–šπ–—π–—π–Žπ–˜ 11h
Replying to @justinamash
That's similar to the anarchic idea behind the much-derided "autonomous zones": that people who haven't actually experienced released from a governing system are not able to bring it about
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Ben π•­π–šπ–—π–—π–Žπ–˜ 12h
Pretty easy ...
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Ben π•­π–šπ–—π–—π–Žπ–˜ 12h
Explain to me how hitting a piano is different form hitting a drum? Seems like if one's not music the other isn't
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Ben π•­π–šπ–—π–—π–Žπ–˜ 13h
Am I the only person for whom the "See Latest Tweets Instead" button no longer works?
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Ben π•­π–šπ–—π–—π–Žπ–˜ 13h
Replying to @BadCOVID19Takes
When you're a prol who has never heard of cancer or parts of organisms destroying themselves. "I'm not suffering kidney failure, my adrenal gland just doesn't recognize its latent power"
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Ben π•­π–šπ–—π–—π–Žπ–˜ 15h
Replying to @KT_So_It_Goes
It's like he can't understand how to work it out
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Ben π•­π–šπ–—π–—π–Žπ–˜ 15h
Scotty doesn't know That your baby boy would one day walk on water Scotty doesn't know That your baby boy would save our sons and daughters
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Zach Weinersmith 16h
Something about having fucked up worst on covid while also being the first to roll out the vaccine strikes me as profoundly American.
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Ben π•­π–šπ–—π–—π–Žπ–˜ 16h
Replying to @ThatNeilGuy
The pictures came out blurry but the treats were dispersed far and wide
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Ben π•­π–šπ–—π–—π–Žπ–˜ 16h
Replying to @ThatNeilGuy
Back in the day the treat tossing pet camera had a hand crank
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Ben π•­π–šπ–—π–—π–Žπ–˜ 17h
Son [apropos of nothing]: do the people at Netflix wear masks? Me: I assume so, why? Son [gravely serious]: I don't want anyone at Netflix getting sick, I love Netflix! Quarantine has shattered the "screentime" rules and there are consequences.
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Robert Evans (The Only Robert Evans) 18h
the reality of the situation is that millions of Americans are so hopelessly miserable that their only solace comes from imagining how they might enrage other Americans they've never met it is super sustainable
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how great is our god dude Nov 26
Donald Trump NPR Tiny Desk Concert
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Adam Kotsko Nov 26
Replying to @adamkotsko
The sheer nihilism of the Republicans on covid is breathtaking. But if the Republicans didn't exist and all we had was the Democratic response to the pandemic, we would rightly judge their response to have been disastrous.
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Adam Kotsko Nov 26
No one's ever going to admit this, but municipalities obviously -- OBVIOUSLY -- pushed so hard for in-person dining because they were starved for tax revenue, and that introduced inconsistencies that undercut trust in other public health measures.
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Ben π•­π–šπ–—π–—π–Žπ–˜ Nov 26
Plus side: No UTI
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Robert Evans (The Only Robert Evans) Nov 26
petition to make all cops the ATF, so Republicans will agree to defund them
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Ben π•­π–šπ–—π–—π–Žπ–˜ Nov 26
Me normally: lazy cat Me on a day where I've eaten too much for tradition reasons: show me your ways, kitteh
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Peter Revello Nov 26
The Creepy Uncle at Thanksgiving
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Dj Suede the Remix god Nov 26
CLASSIC!!!! πŸ•ΊπŸ½πŸ•ΊπŸ½πŸ•ΊπŸ½πŸ•ΊπŸ½
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