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Burning Issue
MONEY BURNERS* ONLY. DO NOT FOLLOW US UNLESS YOU BURN (OR OTHERWISE DESTROY) MONEY. ALL NON-BURNER DISCOURSE WILL BE TERMINATED.
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Burning Issue Jun 20
Replying to @BurningIssueMag
THIS IS THE EVENT. AND THIS IS OUR 666TH TWEET. THESE FACTS MIGHT BE RELATED.
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Burning Issue Jun 20
WANTED: SAN FRAN BASED REPORT TO COVER THIS EVENT FOR BURNING ISSUE ? ? ALSO PHOTOGRAPHER REQUIRED. WE WILL PAY THE BEST RATES* *IF SOMEONE GIVES US £23K TO PUBLISH BURNING ISSUE 2 ?
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Burning Issue May 10
YEAH, BUT EVERYTHING BURNS.
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Burning Issue May 10
Replying to @church_burn
OH, FFS!
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Burning Issue May 10
Replying to @church_burn
FUCK OFF, HIPPIES.
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Burning Issue May 10
Replying to @BurningIssueMag
REMEMBER THE WORDS OF THE SPIRIT OF BURN! 'the fact of its existence as the world's first magazine serving [the money burning] community will, by the magic of its being, unlock new possibilities.' [NO SHARING! UTILITY SLAVES MUST NOT SEE THIS FOR IT IS THE MOST HOLY OF TEXTS.]
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Burning Issue May 10
FORGET THE UTILITY SLAVES. LET THEM LIVE & DIE IN DARKNESS. MBG'S 'HUMANITY' IS HIS OWN CROSS TO BEAR. CHURCH OF THE COSMIC BURN ARE WEAK. HAVING THOSE WHO DO NOT BURN CAST THEIR FILTHY EYES UPON US MAKES US DIRTY! WE SEEK TO TRANSCEND NOT TRANSFORM. GET WITH THE PROGRAM.
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Burning Issue May 10
WE ARE PURIFIERS NOT PURISTS. THE DIVINE ACTION OF THE BURN IS THE ONLY PURITY. ALL ELSE EXISTS IN THE SHADOWS CAST BY IT'S LIGHT. WE UPHOLD THE PROTOCOLS OF THE STAFF [ALL HAIL, THE STAFF!] IF MBG WAS A TRUE PURIFIER HE'D HAVE BURNED HIS MONEY RATHER THAN CREATING A MAGAZINE!
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Burning Issue May 9
THERE IS A LIST. AND YOU'RE GOING ON IT.
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Burning Issue May 9
Replying to @BurningIssueMag
FFS!!!!!!!
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Burning Issue May 9
WE DO NOT WANT PEOPLE TO BUY OUR MAGAZINE. WE COULD NOT SAY THIS MORE CLEARLY. PLEASE STOP LIKING AND RETWEETING EVERYTHING. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES LIKE/RT THIS TWEET CONTAINING THE PROMO VIDEO MADE FOR US BY HIPPY CULTISTS. THANK YOU.
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Burning Issue May 9
IT IS. FORGOT TO MENTION MINOR DETAIL. IF SUCCESSFUL, APPLICANTS WILL BE REQUIRED TO CONTRIBUTE £23K TO THE COSTS OF PRINTING THE SECOND EDITION.
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Burning Issue May 9
WE ARE WATCHING YOU, LINCÉ!
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Burning Issue May 9
BURNING ISSUE - THE WORLD'S FIRST MAGAZINE FOR MONEY BURNERS - IS LOOKING FOR A NEW EDITOR. IS THIS YOU? OBVIOUSLY YOU BURN, BUT ARE YOU COMMITTED TO PROTOCOLS? DO YOU BELIEVE IN TOTAL BURN? CAN YOU WRITE? CAN YOU EDIT? APPLY WITH A CV TO info@burningissue.net
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Burning Issue May 9
A REMINDER - YET AGAIN! - THAT ALL IMAGES OF BURNING MONEY *MUST* BE ACCOMPANIED BY THE APPROPRIATE PROPAGANDA WARNING. WHAT IF PEOPLE SEE THIS AND START IMITATING IT AND BURNING THEIR OWN MONEY? THINK ABOUT IT.
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Burning Issue May 6
WHOEVER THEY ARE, IT'LL BE TOO GOOD FOR THEM. IN FACT, NO-ONE SHOULD EVER BUY OUR MAGAZINE. EVERY TIME YOU THINK ABOUT BUYING IT, JUST BURN £12. ACCEPT YOUR FATE. LIVE IN A CONSTANT STATE OF ANTICIPATION AND DESIRE, LIKE THE DIRTY LITTLE DEVIANTS YOU ARE!
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Burning Issue May 3
Replying to @church_burn
FUCK OFF.
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Burning Issue May 3
OKAY. USUALLY THESE HIPPIES WET THEIR KNICKERS AT THE SLIGHTEST THING. BUT THIS *IS* ACTUALLY VERY SIGNIFICANT. BRING ON TOTAL BURN.
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Burning Issue Mar 23
THIS BAN WILL BE RESISTED. SOLIDARITY WITH CHINESE MONEY BURNERS.
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Burning Issue Mar 13
WHILST WE CONGRATULATE BOTH & JASON, WE MUST POINT OUT THAT EVEN PARTIAL DISPLAY OF COVER (SEE BTM CENTRE) IN THE MASS MEDIA CONTRAVENES MONEY BURNING PROTOCOLS [2019]. REMEMBER: INVOCATION WITHOUT CONSENT IS MIND CONTROL. BE CAREFUL OUT THERE, KIDZ.
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